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Bing bong
F*ck your life
Aye, yuh, yuh
We getting funky tonight
Wake up in the morning got our party on
Bouta catch a plane to the club cuz we flyer than a pelican
People on the plane thinking that we are irrelevant
I'm a party god and my name is fucking Benjamin
Plane full of passengers, we require pretzels
Bouta be a massacre if we don't get our pretzels
Flight attendant said that they out of all the pretzels
Gonna crash the plane since they out of all the pretzels
Oh we're landing now, bouta hit the pretzel store
Killed a couple hostages, now our arms are getting sore
Bought a couple bags now, pretzels all accounted for
Time for us to hit the club, no need for a liquor store
Bust through the door, bouta head to the bar (yuh)
Order all the drinks, we ain't gonna get far (aye)
"I'll just take a sparkling water", ooh it's in a jar (woop)
"This place is fancy", nicer than our...
Ford Focus, leather seats, toasted
Whip is faster than a Lamborghini or a Lotus
We don't need no drop top, shit like that bogus
No need for a foreign it ain't boring won't you notice
Low insurance rates, you can't catch up to me
Might need your eyes checked, call that optometry
We aiming for the stars, no need for astronomy
Picked the right car cuz we know just who we wanna be
This car's like our magnum opus
Kick all your negative thoughts in the ocean
We don't got time if you cause a commotion
Our car is God and your car's a demotion
Grandma gave us this car
It gets us sort of far
Don't need an expensive car
We love this piece of car
Spend all our time in this car
We do not own a house
You could say we're homeless but I like to say
We're in between houses right now
We're not homeless I swear
(We are not homeless)
We just prefer to live in our car
Please do not tow our car
Heading to the church from our car on the sidewalk
It's night time, I'm a mother fucking night hawk
Church is closed so we broke through the window
Saw a priest lurking so we killed 'em cuz he might talk
Preaching some violence, blew up the church
Now we preaching in silence, people got hurt
Better run from the sirens
Hop in the Focus, sped off in the quietness
Now we living riotous
Won't do jail time, will do more crime
Head out to Wendy's, commit a war crime
It's still night time, bouta be show time
Light up the Wendy's, looking like it's day time
Cops on our ass, gotta run fast
Probably should stop with the arson and that
Cops just passed, we hiding in the trash
Better leave fast won't catch us in the back
Cops found us, better run now
No safe place pulling out our guns now
It's a gun show, not the good kind
Better shoot your shot or get left behind
Light up the Wendy's parking lot
Won't catch a case from these overprotective cops
Gonna get away, we don't want 'em to call in SWAT
Do this all day, we should put on a coffee pot
Ooh it's pretty hot, we should take a break
We all sitting down to enjoy the nice day
Cops are our friends now we heading on a date
What should we do for food?
What about steak? Yuh
We're having steak with the cops
We had to give them props
They did not try to arrest us
So now they'll pay for us
We had a lovely breakfast
We didn't eat at the Wendy's
Because we blew it up
Isn't it weird that the cops are friendly?
"Get on the ground this is a bust!"
Turns out the cops deceived us with their trust
We ain't going out like this coppers we need a rush
We don't want no handcuffs cutting out wrists with rust
What if we talked this out, maybe did counselling?
I heard my brother say that really helped his marriage
Then maybe we will stop blowing shit up all day
And all the cops can stop trying to put us away (please!)
Now we're in couples counselling
With the entire police department
The therapist told us to communicate more with each other
But I don't know if that's gonna happen or no
I guess we'll find out when we get home
It worked, cops stopped chasing us
Plan so creative that no jail is awaiting us
Otherwise the cops would be at our door facing us
Thank you to the coppers for no longer blaming us
No more guns or pyrotechnic tendencies
Makes us sad but we gotta be more carefully
"Maybe we could blow up one building in Germany?"
We better be careful, we don't wanna live carelessly
We put our arson in the past
Now we work at Wendy's, food is so fast
A lot of people in here think they cultivating mass
Jokes on them because they are just fat
They are just fat, shit I smell gas
Better run fast, we don't wanna relapse
The Wendy's blew up but we didn't get a chance
To stop and watch the flames, we didn't relapse

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