Chasing Maria
A.J. Throwback
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Catch Me If You Can Backtrack to '85, had it all planned out Sunny June afternoon, knew that it would pan out Building up enough nerve, let too many minutes go Now it was the time to tell her everything she didn't know How I scribbled love letters all while the teacher taught How she was the only girl I had this many dreams or thoughts Maybe she would dig quirky dudes wearing suits to school But when the smoke cleared, I was just a stupid fool This is not Pole Position played on Ataris Way outta my lane, she's in Magnum's Ferrari Practiced on the Autobahn, Talladega's child's play Beauty's 250 miles an hour on a mild day I just learned to ride a bike, nah, not a ninja, but a BMX Barely offa training wheels, laughing when she see him next to her Sweating out that Sunday school blazer Tickled by the courage of this funny new racer Eight miles, one shot, all I need to grace her Wheels keep spinning though with no trace of brake dust When a pretty girl's traveling at lightspeed I'ma need som'n a little faster than a five-speed Chase her, all I do is chase her Pedal to the metal, but I can't keep the pace up I'm sayin' though Won't you slow down, baby, slow down I wish that you would slow down, baby, slow down, unh Speed up, all she do is speed up Laughing all the way, knowing I will never keep up You playin' though Won't you slow down, baby, slow down I wish that you would slow down, take it slow I done dodged potholes and blocked roads in Broncos and Tahoes But still she one-ups me in Murcielagos She'll fly out to Lagos, pop up in Largo But then I can't find her like red stripes and Waldo One minute, her honey brown hair's flowing in the wind Dropped the top on the Miata, going for a spin Next minute, looking like the newest Girl 6 Donuts in the Z, leaving digits in a whirlwind She's been a caramel, pouty-lipped driver I'm chasing in a Pacer, but she Dodged me in a Viper She turned into a chocolate girl, debonair and daring I borrowed a Camaro, but her flair was a McClaren She's even been a redhead, blonde and a brunette Bugatti, Maserati, or a product made in Munich A busted radiator while I'm whipping out a tool kit Screaming out the window, "What the eff is that, a Pewjit" You mean Peugeot? "Either way, move, Joe" You ain't got enough juice, chuck deuce, too slow Even if I had Knight Rider in Pursuit Mode "Boy please, arm reach? Need to be Manute Bol's" Chase her, all I do is chase her Pedal to the metal, but I can't keep the pace up I'm sayin' though Won't you slow down, baby, slow down I wish that you would slow down, baby, slow down, unh Speed up, all she do is speed up Laughing all the way, knowing I will never keep up You playin' though Won't you slow down, baby, slow down I wish that you would slow down, take it slow I've dreamed of her gullwings flying up, long legs stretching out Red bottom bandit with the perfect body edging out Long hair waving like a checkered flag finish Hope in 29 years, she'll remember last sentence And from my admissions, maybe she will grant wishes Rectify the math: minus bad disses, add kisses But only math she know is how fast she go She's used to saying Audi when your game don't Geo But Mrs. G-O-I-N-G-S Said if I'd have caught Maria, might've been some BS A braggadocious swag, bloviated self Knowing I could bag it, stroke and dash, I would hate myself Feeling ji entitled every time a pretty woman comes along I'd treat her like a hooker, stuffing hundreds in her thong And it's wrong, besides, she might be out for Rodeo It isn't in your make to be her Alfa Romeo She's stock car racing Time to end my subscription to her Motor Trends and stop car chasing Matter fact, headlights, bra chasing It's just a lot of time wasted Chase her, all I do is chase her Pedal to the metal, but I can't keep the pace up I'm sayin' though Won't you slow down, baby, slow down I wish that you would slow down, baby, slow down, unh Speed up, all she do is speed up Laughing all the way, knowing I will never keep up You playin' though Won't you slow down, baby, slow down I wish that you would slow down, baby, slow down, unh Yeah The bottom line is Every girl that looks good Ain't a good look for you I know you ain't gon' move with Joe But you could still move to it though I know you ain't you ain't gon' move with Joe But you could still move to it though Unh Yeah Ain't a good look for you I know you ain't gon' move with Joe But you could still move to it though I know you ain't you ain't gon' move with Joe But you could still move to it though
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