Ain't Enough Whiskey
Justin Howard
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Well I went to the bar on a Friday night Knockin' 'em back to feel alright And I'm dressed to catch some pretty little eyes But the only look I got was from thunder thighs She said Hey little darlin' are you from out of town? Mind if I buy you another round I took one look at her, my skin started to crawl I sure didn't want to answer this booty call The amount of teeth is less than eight And one of her eyes ain't lookin' straight She's five foot two and 400 pounds Boy it's a wonder how she can even get around I see it in her face, she wants to get frisky But there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty now I tried to get another drink The bartender said hey man take some time to think Well there ain't no way I'd head home with powder puff All the liquor you got wouldn't be enough She said Hey little darlin' my truck's just outside Would you like to go on a bumpy ride Well I can't ma'am I need to get home by four Then I ran out the back door The amount of teeth is less than eight And one of her eyes ain't lookin' straight She's five foot two and 400 pounds Boy it's a wonder how she can even get around I see it in her face, she wants to get frisky But there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty now No sir there ain't enough whiskey I'll tell you that much Oh boy, take it Cleetus Well The amount of teeth is less than eight And one of her eyes ain't lookin' straight She's five foot two and 400 pounds Boy it's a wonder how she can even get around I see it in her face, she wants to get frisky But there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty I said there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty I said there ain't enough whiskey to make her pretty now Lord she was a big one, I'll tell you that Hoo-wee
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