First Grade

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(Uh)

I'm know I'm just a youngin
But I'm upgraded from pre-k

The girls can take their cooties
To the other side while we play

Cops and robbers
Practicin' for when I get older
Got no problems, got no haters
Ain't no chip on my shoulder

Got my folder, backpack and a
Couple of colored pencils
I love to flashback to when I
Didn't know my potential

Back before the instrumentals
Back before the existential crisis
Back before the bills
I ain't got no drivers license

Learning how to read a fuckin' clock n shit (Ay)
Flyin' like a rocketship (Ay)
Drawin' dicks on the sidewalk with chalk 'n shit (Ay)
You know
I've been killing shit since

First grade
Mama taking pictures of my
First day
Tetherball and hopscotch, I got
First place
Hoping that homie's gonna have a birthday
(Cupcakes!)
Killing shit
All the way back in first grade

Walkin' round the playground
Got 3 girlfriends at my school
Holding hands with all the pretty girls
But teachers disapprove

Mama got my report card
It said that I'm the class clown
"Robert needs to cut the chatter, and sit his ass down!"

I put some glue on my paper
And then it was time to go and play for
Half an hour
So I guess I left the glue on the paper

It blew my mind
When I came inside
The glue was fucking frozen solid
(What the f*ck?)
But how it not freeze up inside the bottle?

This shit got me super fucked up,
It was best, not too busy for nothing
Too busy stuntin'
To busy runnin' shit

Plus it's fuckin' pizza day!
Never though I'd see the day
Since the mother fuckin' first grade (Uh)
I've been

Drippin' in everything you can see (Uh)
Nike's and khakis
You can politely ask me where I got the
Guala to drop on a fresh

Pair of kicks
That go light up when I stomp (Ugh)
Never gonna stop now (No way)
Cause I've been killing shit since

First grade
Mama taking pictures of my
First day
Hoping that the homie's gonna have a birthday
(Cupcakes!)
Watched a movie
Kicking it in first grade (Ay)

School bus hopin' out the fuckin' whip and then we skrrt
Got my fuckin' sketchers
And I'm 'bout to go berserk (Skrrt)

Swimming lessons in the pool
I got my fuckin' floaties on
Show these little guppies
Who's team the fucking GOAT be on

Swimming like I'm Phelps
I'ma go hop in the deep end
The mic'll melt the metal
When I flow hot on the weekend

Get back home and mama's kinda pissed
Teacher said I've been a little shit
Just because I called this girl a bitch

I've been too much of a fucking
Disruption to class
I never liked school
But I kept on bustin' my ass
My teacher thought I talk to much
So I just chop a dutch
In honor of you
F*ck you Mrs. Britt
I've been killing shit since
First Grade

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Written by: Robert Schultz

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