Microwave Popcorn
Bo Burnham
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Could you turn up my headphones? Turn up my head- or I'm the only one in here, so, I'm gonna turn up my own headphones For myself, thank you, you're welcome Tryna make microwave popcorn In a microwave I am on that wave, I am on that wave Tryna make microwave popcorn I take the packet out the plastic (takin' out the plastic, brrt) Reading the directions on the back of the package (ooh) Orville Redenbacher, you're a savage (you a savage) So let's get crackin' (tryna make microwave, ayy) I put the packet on the glass (what glass?) The little glass dish in the microwave (got it) I close the door (which door?) The door to the microwave, what is wrong with you? You follow all the rules when you're a studious guy (step one) Insert the packet, set the power to high Cook for one-and-a-half minutes To two-and-a-half minutes (mm, kind of a wide range) Tryna make microwave popcorn (bippity-bippity bop) In a microwave (brrt) I am on that wave, I am on that wave Tryna make microwave popcorn The popcorn's done (Thank god) I open up the door, I take it out Ah, goddamn, that's hot (super hot) Makes sense (I burnt my fingies) I open up the packet (the packet) It smells smoky and the kernels are black, shit (no) I burned it (no), I burned it (for real?) Yes, for real Do you think you're helping by saying all this? (Tryna make microwave) I'm givin' up (I'm done cookin' popcorn) I'ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (it's already popped) I look back at the microwave, wait a minute How'd I miss this button? There's a button and the button says "Popcorn" (oh, no) On the microwave (there was a button that said popcorn) I am on that wave, I am on that wave (I shoulda hit that button) Tryna make microwave popcorn (tryna make microwave) (bippity bippity bop) (Jiffy Pop) In a microwave (guys, stop) (microwave) (ah, got a kernel in my throat, ah) (brr) I am on that wave, I am on that wave (everyone's talking at the same time) Can everyone just shut (Christmas ornaments) Shut up (movie theatre butter) Tryna make microwave popcorn
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Written by: Robert Pickering Burnham
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