Bug in the Window

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Mommy Pants

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I'm an animal baby
Eatin Doritos with my dirty toes
Chillin with my lady
In the land of only gods know

The land of milk from my honey
Searchin for somethin funny
Settle with the silence
Lie back and close my eyelids

See what was
See what could be
Seeing right here
But it's sometimes fuzzy

Time ain't no illusion
I feel it slippin away
Maybe it is, that's the confusion
But I'm not here to stay

What day is it, ask a deist
Today is the day
That I don't change a thing
Unless I feel it, but I can't sing

Got a voice but it's almost gone
Just like my brain but not that bad
Chasing geese in my mother's thong
Feels a little wet, did you do that dad

Some people just embark
So many know something or know it all
Others see all question marks
Swimming in their magic eight ball

I also am saying nothing that new
A.C. replaced with a box fan or two
I got pretty bad sweatsticles down here
But still got a good view

Ernest goes to camp
Ernest goes to jail
Ernest don't go to church
Ernest goes to Hell

Swallow a bike
Life is a bicycle
Straight gay repeated event
Money well spent

Enjoy the ride
Chew on that Stride
Make do with what ya got
Or shoot for more pennies in the pot

Is the gold obtainable
It might be in your soul
I'm lookin in mine
It's a dark hole, wait that's my butthole

Watch keeper, baby dreamer
Where did she go
I can't believe her

Oh here she is, been a while
Creep into me
I'm glued to the tile

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