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Jabez Z

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Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
What's up music life
It's TheCardTrickMaster
Here to show y'all somethin' startling and fucking amazing

As you can tell by the way Jabez Z started this album
I don't know if he intended for this shit to be good
I know I didn't

But guess what that's what alter egos are for
Am I right
I may be an alter ego for Zack
Sweet, sweet, lovable Zack
But I am definitely
One hundred percent
NOT an alter ego for that freestylin', piece of rhymin' trash Jabez Z

My name is CardMasterX, CMX for short, and I am here to takeover this album
I'm here to share with all of you the same skills of my mic
The same skills I have on the mic sounds better but you know what
Grammar doesn't sit well with me
So five new songs have been added
Those are my songs, and of course
For all those Gaybez
I mean, sorry
Jabez Z fans out there, I kept his as well
Your welcome
Fuckin' haters
Just for this album, I dabbled with some illusions, to keep your brains wired
Simple solutions to get y'all thinkin' brighter
And ways to follow suit, for those who wanna "dress" fire

I do wanna announce somethin' important
For all those adolesence out there who might try to cancel me
And for the parents who keep their kids away while
They produce enough jizz to fill the entire album cover

T-this shit is intended for mature audiences only
If there are any pussy little baby weenies out there
Con-fuckin'-grats you get to finally experience
Good quality entertainment without your mommy and daddy
Confiscatin' everythin' you fuckin' own

And as I was saying, viewer discretion is advised
Oh shit, I almost forgot
Keep Mastering Life fuckers
And enjoy

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