D!psh!ts Anonymous (feat. Jordan A)

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Hello, thank you everybody, for coming
Uh, if everyone could quiet down please
We have to get right to it, there's a lot of new faces and we don't have as much time today
Um, so yeah, we're just gonna get right at it, uh
Little Miss, if you don't mind starting us off

Okay, thank you

Hi, my name's Jordan, and I like swimming
I'm always cheating though, I don't win
Like, I compete and that's all you'll ever hear about
But that's okay because that's what you wanna hear about
Right, like we could talk about my lap times
Mine are shit because I broke my fucking back once
And I use that every day to my advantage
Asking people if they ever could imagine what it's like to be
Twenty years old with rich parents and a big house
With lots of friends and sucking dick just to get clout
But no one knows, I guess. They call me crazy
That's why I keep my friend Grace with me
'Cause she knows everything, I love her, she's the best
Fucking whore I've met before, I figured I'd be next
'Cause life ain't meant to be slow livin'
And every group of dudes has to have at least two stupid hoes with them, right
Right

Thank you, Jordan. That was amazing
If you don't mind just uh passing the mic on... uh

Thank you

Hi, my name's Matthew, and I hate women
I'd like to break this off a bit different
'Cause every time I say some shit or run my mouth
I get in trouble and that's not what I'm about, so
Well, let's take Jordan for example
'Cause she's the type of bitch to move to Saanich and still preach that it's a Hell hole
Full of Satan's spells
There's Way Too Many Asians Now
You fucking little racist bitch, take that back to '81 or something
'Cause there's no room for it right here
And there's lightyears in-between us but
I'd beat you at the thought that I couldn't if you'd like, Dear
F*ck, you must have thought that you were safe
But you 'member now? When you messaged Kate
When you sent me all the shit inside those voicemails
Just impersonates a Doctor 'cause you wanted
'Cause you thought that I had problems
Just so you could hear the details
And it never even crossed you just to walk away
You bothered me so often, bitch
You fucking stalked me

No, I Didn't
No, I Fucking Didn't

Take this thing away from me
I Didn't Stalk Him

K, uh wow, thank you
Thank you, Matthew, for sharing
That concludes all the time we have today, thanks

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