Alternate Reality
Marcenbaum
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Like a Vampire looking for a neck to bite Rising from a swamp in the middle of the night You sense my fears and you bring them to life Filling me with dread and causing such a fright With a thirst for power and a need for greed You're a narcissistic paranoic rattlesnake weed Fangs go deep it starts to bleed So I pray and run for cover and get down upon my knees Like The Grinch standing up on top of Mount Crumpet People start singing and you holler "stop it!" With a tiny little heart a thousand times too small You're a grimy slimy sinister Neanderthal You grunt and growl rant and rave Howl like Gollum deep down in his cave Warning lights are flashing and it's time to quit But you'll never realize that you're so full of shit Faster than a meteor crashing to the sea Faster than an asteroid in zero gravity Faster than the sun spinning endlessly Faster than a photon at the singularity Well it strikes just as fast as 1-2-3 Lightning bolts exploding from your head down to your feet With a crash bash smash flash of light you'll see You're living in an alternate reality When a twister blows your house down to smithereens You wake up and HOPE it was just a BAD DREAM! You get into a funk fall into a slump Pout like a little pimpled grade school punk Your mind is clogged so full of gunk That you tweet a lot of crap when you go to take a dump No matter what you do or how loud you scream and shout You're a liar and a cheat beyond a shadow of a doubt Caught by the tail you cry and lash out You're a big fat coward nothing but a dirty lout
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