Alternate Reality

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Like a Vampire looking for a neck to bite
Rising from a swamp in the middle of the night
You sense my fears and you bring them to life
Filling me with dread and causing such a fright
With a thirst for power and a need for greed
You're a narcissistic paranoic rattlesnake weed
Fangs go deep it starts to bleed
So I pray and run for cover and get down upon my knees

Like The Grinch standing up on top of Mount Crumpet
People start singing and you holler "stop it!"
With a tiny little heart a thousand times too small
You're a grimy slimy sinister Neanderthal
You grunt and growl rant and rave
Howl like Gollum deep down in his cave
Warning lights are flashing and it's time to quit
But you'll never realize that you're so full of shit

Faster than a meteor crashing to the sea
Faster than an asteroid in zero gravity
Faster than the sun spinning endlessly
Faster than a photon at the singularity
Well it strikes just as fast as 1-2-3
Lightning bolts exploding from your head down to your feet
With a crash bash smash flash of light you'll see
You're living in an alternate reality
When a twister blows your house down to smithereens
You wake up and HOPE it was just a BAD DREAM!

You get into a funk fall into a slump
Pout like a little pimpled grade school punk
Your mind is clogged so full of gunk
That you tweet a lot of crap when you go to take a dump
No matter what you do or how loud you scream and shout
You're a liar and a cheat beyond a shadow of a doubt
Caught by the tail you cry and lash out
You're a big fat coward nothing but a dirty lout

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