Self Checkout
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Checkin' myself out in the mirror Damn I look fine I'd buy me a beer All you bitches savin' money Don't fret you can't afford me Ugly fuckers need not apply My momma said I's a dime Good for you like a reishi mushroom Watch your nose like Roshi's gush Doom husslin' to buy me a nation Bitches wanna ride me like a bus at the station I got nice bones Bitches be blowin' up my phones Eh, oh wait that's my mom And she's not a bish Yap, yep we got a We got a 420-69 in progress That is uh We got uh, a young adult male That is really feelin' his look And he's lookin' good But uh, still gotta put a stop to this So I'm gonna need all squad cars in the area To uh report to ADDRESS REDACTED Ya that is all squad cars This is serious buisiness This boy His looks could destroy the nation if we're not careful Ok? Ok I mean, I, we can already see the young ladies moving to his location And a variety of young men moving there too This is just the greatest moral danger facing America today We gotta get all the police we can there Checkin' myself out in the mirror It's a goddamn shame no one is here cuz I'm lookin' so good that I should treat myself tonight I wish that there were two of me Cuz I know just what I'd do for me Such a good time Cuz I'm a freak Maybe I even need three If I had a tail People be crashin' checkin' out my rear Cuz it's hot not weird (I need 600V) Just to be clear (CLEAR) Ain't even a name for that sort of thing, but F*ck Open up, police Tonight on BOOB IES News at 7 I'm Jerren McGuinness And I'm Walsh O'Branna Dozens in critical condition After seeing a stunningly attractive young man With a tail! - more at 8 Sightings of the Catman Near the East Precinct in Capitol Hill Authorities believe that the Catman sightings May be related to the man who has been spotted recently With outstanding bone structure Let's go over to our panel Today we have King Krule King K. Rule Arnold Schwarzenegger And Tom Waits Go ahead and discuss amongst yourselves I don't what's up with all these cat boys (I don't know Catboys in California) Iiaaouu Like what's next Dogboys, Allegatorboys (There's nothing wrong with Catboys) Hmm, uh Crocodileboys (I was mobbin')
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