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Foole's Errand

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When will I be somebody someday
Do I just sit around
What do I say
Tell me, where did I put the remote today
I swear I left it right there beside me
Got up to pee and now it's gone
My ignoramus form is on full display

Well the dog is looking at me like I've lost my marbles
Left golf on mute, I can't hear at all
Time to swallow my pride and take a hit or two outside
Today just ain't my day

Ding dong it's Amazon, threw my box in the bushes
Alexa's laughing at me but I don't care
But I still wonder, will I lose my hair
Now gettin' back to that remote, I think I have a lead
The channel changed when I sat on the couch, could this be the missing piece
Why do they always make us take geometry

Well the dog's still looking at me now from beneath the table
It's a quarter past three, haven't eaten at all
Time to swallow my pride and take a hit or four outside
Today just ain't my day

My hypothesis, I quickly turn to folly
As I was digging in the couch
In the corner of my eye, that old dog put on Magnum PI
That son of a bitch took the clicker when I wasn't looking
A smile was bequeathed to him by my transparency
Oh my, it's garbage day

Well the dog's still looking at me thinking we've got a live one
Tell me what to do, hell I've tried it all
Time to swallow my pride and take a hit or eight outside
Today just ain't my day
Oh no, today just ain't my day

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