Bon Voyage Mr. Shapiro
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Mister Shapiro, whose eyeballs had become like yellow marbles Sought council from the family physician And was distressed with what the doctor diagnosed "Mr. Shapiro, your eyeballs have become like yellow marbles And would strongly urge a man in your condition To bid farewell to what you valued most" And Mr Shapiro, whose eyeballs had become like yellow marbles Determined he should do the doctor's bidding And to his wife delivered this impromptu speech "Mrs. Shapiro, my eyeballs have become like yellow marbles And it would only be myself that I'd be kidding If I did not now our marriage contract breach" And Mr Shapiro, whose eyeballs had become like yellow marbles Turned his back upon his wife whose face had soured And he was verbally assaulted from behind "Mr. Shapiro, yes, your eyeballs have become like yellow marbles But that's just mother nature calling you a coward And compared with my assessment, hers is kind." So Mr. Shapiro ,whose eyeballs had become like yellow marbles Suffered greatly then his wife's misunderstanding And he walked ever so light-footedly outside And Mr. Shapiro, whose eyeballs had become like yellow marbles Was shocked to see this yellow spaceship landing And its giant yellow portal open wide And Mr. Shapiro, whose eyeballs had become like yellow marbles Laughed whole-heartedly as if he'd been enlightened By some bigger truth some larger sort of law And Mr Shapiro, whose eyeballs had become like yellow marbles Tried to reassure his wife for she was frightened And completely unprepared for what she saw Mr Shapiro, whose eyeballs had become like yellow marbles Must have known that when he left she'd try to follow She'd back the car out from its place in the garage For Mr Shapiro, whose eyeballs had become like yellow marbles Knew the word goodbye was difficult to swallow When all that's really left to say is "Bon Voyage" Bon Voyage, Mr. Shapiro. Bon Voyage Bon Voyage, Mr. Shapiro. Bon Voyage
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