Love Grenade
TurtleFrogMan
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It was a peaceful evening and the moon was glowing very brightly through the curtain Our bedside table lamps were on and we were reading as we often do Out of nowhere without provocation and for reasons that were quite uncertain She pulled the pin and lobbed a love grenade that landed right between us two She said "you don't love me anymore, you think my ass is fat now just admit it I said darling please believe me your ass is not as fat as you might think But this response was very clumsy and I knew that she would not so soon forget it And I also knew that now our whole relationship was teetered on the brink She pulled the pin and then she lobbed a love grenade That is how this game of love strategically is played You must stay on high alert and remain all times afraid In case, she pulls the pin and then she lobs a love grenade The love grenade just laid there on the blanket and I braced for it to go off I said darling I dont' think your ass is fat at all, its shaped so perfectly She asked then Why do you watch Tik Toks with girls dancing in bikinis just to show off? I said those girls on Tik Tok dancing in bikinis don't mean anything to me She pulled the pin and then she lobbed a love grenade That is how this game of love strategically is played You must stay on high alert and remain all times afraid in case, she pulls the pin and then she lobs a love grenade I'm a battle tested soldier and I've wisely built grenade surveillance towers All men are soldiers in this army whether you are drafted or enlist These love grenades can blow your manhood off and you'll be buying cards and flowers Or worse yet you could wind up getting dragged to see a couples' therapist The love grenade still lay there, I was sweating as each nervous moment passes And I decided I would dust off an old line that I had seldom ever used "You're the love of my life darling its your mind I love, don't care how big your ass is" And she smiled and was touched, another love grenade successfully defused She pulled the pin and then she lobbed a love grenade That is how this game of love strategically is played You must stay on high alert and remain all times afraid Just in case, she pulls the pin and lobs a love grenade
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