Steal My Money

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Cardboardi B & Odd Hal

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Uh... uh... so you think you can f*ck with this box? Fuckin' dick

So you fuckin' think I'm a goddamn sucker?
Guess a-fuckin'-gain you dumb motherfucker
I know who you are, I know where you live
This fucking Christmas I've got something to give
It's a sexy hook I think you'll really fucking love
Ain't talking Captain Hook when he did "Playgirl" in the buff
And so for stuffin' your pockets with my dough
Imma stuff you in the oven and cremate you as a joke
Imma f*ck you so hard you'll be starin' into space
Unzip my fuckin' zipper, place my piss on your face
Waste a whole canister of mace laced with bleach
Imma play teacher, here's my lesson to teach:
Don't steal my fuckin' money if you wanna see tomorrow
Oh well you already did, time to fill your life with sorrow
F*ck you, prick, now I'll kick your fuckin' ass
Disfigure your face so that you need to wear a mask

Steal my money ho, steal my money oh
Is it shitty living in Atlanta, GA
At 3************arkway?
You fuckin' fool, Imma take you to school
Don't put your telephone number on the order form too
Imma give you a call, so I can call you a "ho"
At ***********30

F*ck you asshole, now the world's got your number
Let me slide my dick in further 'til your legs get number
Here's the story behind all the rhymes and the disses
As Mr. Pisshead decided to piss off some bitches
3 AM my alarm is blarin'
Bank Account hacked now the trap is snarin'
Shrimp dick orderin' tryna search in my orifice
Found 3 C's and the ashes of my happiness
Dusty like I'm goin' straight bananas on your grandma
Time for Plan B, drop her like a diss to Daniel
You got time to write a line inside the will for the famma
But I'm ridin' 95 and I ain't going to Savannah
Mess with the Box you're gonna get the BOARD
Taking form as a 2 x 4 across your fore
Head that's full of lead, what a goddamn shame
Shoulda end't up runnin' down your old man's bed frame oh

Steal my money ho, steal my money oh
Is it shitty living in Atlanta, GA
At 39***************arkway?
You fuckin' fool, Imma take you to school
Don't put your telephone number on the order form too
Imma give you a call, so I can call you a "ho"
At 6*********30

Fake customer name, bullshit email address
Who the flying f*ck are you trying to impress?
I'm a broke motherfucker, try to steal from me again
I'll make my way down south, and bash your fucking face in
With a goddamn mallet, your face'll be caved in
And the motherfucking Flintstones will yabba-dabba-move on in
Gobble my nuts, you fucking turkey
Try to f*ck with me, that shit ain't working
Whip out my dick, wrap my nutsack 'round your neck
And pull that fuckin' shit like a tweaking sack addict
I'm comin' for ya like you're Jenna fuckin' Jameson
With my plan in hand to kick your fuckin' teeth in
Use steel-toed boots to shatter your fucking skull
'Til your brains are slip slidin' out of the hole
Worthless fuckin' mole, Imma bury you underground
Sing the hook with me if you know it by now oh!

Steal my money ho, steal my money oh
Is it shitty living in Atlanta, GA
At 39*********arkway?
You fuckin' fool, Imma take you to school
Don't put your telephone number on the order form too
Imma give you a call, so I can call you a "ho"
At 67*-***-*030

Hey dipshit, you fucked with the wrong fuckin' box
Come at me again, motherfucker and I will fucking destroy you
Oh, and to my listeners, if you wanna buy some high-quality anal beads
Give a call to 678-351-0030. They'll hook you up real nice. Hahahaha

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