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Emperor Penguin

The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches. Like all penguins, it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several ada… more »

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NYC original, opinions unequivocal
Tourist-dodging, nicotining
"What the hell is wrong with people?"

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Hardworking, book-devouring
Culture vulture commentating
Straight-talking raconteuring, savage wit in
Cowboy boots

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Widespread and legion are the subjects that annoy her
From ineffective presidents to rich Manhattan lawyers
Cellphones and computers are unnecessary to her
But she's the kind of character the world-could-do-with-more-of

Fra- a- a- a- an times a zillion
Though I'm certain she'd disagree entirely, more than likely
And look out coz she's never ever wro-ong
Fra- a- a- a- an she's one in a million
Just don't get in her way or she'll cut you down with a single swipe of
Her razor tongue and she will not give a da-mn

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She only loves one thi-ing 
But the Marathon's in rehab
It's absolutely pristine but the fuses cost a fortune

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Prolific public speaker on the way 
To put the world back-to-rights
Should be a shoe-in for a job as a Supreme Court Judge

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Fast-talking, entertaining, fellow human being-avoiding
Papal Office so enticing, pets in clothes are rage-inducing
Party-going, socialising, dead against suburbanising
Savile Row apparel-wearing, wise-cracking, sleep-deprived
A true one-off, a singular observer
What's the worst could happen if we find a way to clone her?

Fra- a- a- a- an times a zillion
Though I'm certain she'd disagree entirely, more than likely
And look out coz she's made of common sense
Fra- a- a- a- an fascinating civilian
We need to pay more attention to this pearl of a woman, only human
Adored by many for the absence of pretence

Fra- a- an times a zillion, times a zillion, t-t-t-times a zillion, HEY! 
Cos she's one in a million
Fran times a zillion (WE WANT) Fran times a zillion
(WE WANT) Fran times a zillion
WHAM BAM THANK YOU FRAN!

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