Ookie Cookie (feat. Lainie Lowndes Maxson)
Jeff Stults
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Bro, I'm your pledge master Tony Taco Yeah, taco, like the thing you stick meat into All right, you fat fucks, I'm your pledge mistress Amanda Mounts Isn't she a fucking delight, let's give it up to our Pledge mistress because she certainly has Given it up to all of us Are you fat fucks ready to pledge? Get your dicks out What she said This is hell week so you better pledge like your Lives depend on it or I'm gonna f*ck your family And throw your grandma in a wood chipper Let's go you lazy whores! It's all greek to me, you a total freak Go butt to butt, go cheek to cheek But I'm a freak too, fucked your mom this week She a squirt queen for an old antique Punch card pussy, gonna pledge a frat Shave off my eyebrows, maybe kill a cat Whorey days, glory days, tit for tat Probably get cover from fucking a bat But that's cool, cuz you nasty Bro I'm woke as a joke, maybe full of coke And you can't surpass me But that's cool, I will risk it If you got the good meat, I'll skeet on your brisket Give me a bib, I'll eat that jizz biscuit Ookie Cookie, baby give me a roofie Ookie Cookie, baby give me a roofie You know, douchebags gonna brag When they gag a hot hag Wave a flag, when you teabag Some sad rookie eating that Ookie Cookie You finna touch my tit, like you is Andy Cuomo You say, "lick my dick, no homo" You say it's the way of the brotherhood But I don't know I just wanna fit in, quest I'm gonna Punch a buffalo Preppy dude in an ascot, out in the parking lot Holy shit! I think he's gonna f*ck the mascot He thinks he's Sir Lancelot, listening to yacht rock Get out your phones, take a snapshot But that's cool, get back in the saddle If you ain't running the world then you just running errands Whack me with your frat paddle But that's cool, like tugging a bull You put the bitch back in habitual Bend over it's time for your hazing ritual Ookie Cookie, baby give me a roofie Ookie Cookie, baby give me a roofie You know, douchebags gonna brag When they gag a hot hag Wave a flag, when you teabag Some sad rookie eating that Ookie Cookie. All right, maggots, you know how an ookie cookie We got this big ass cookie, circle up and we're all gonna Jack off on it, whoever cums last eats the cookie What are you looking at? Start stroking fuckers Get your dicks out Jack off solo Let's go you lazy whores Pledge season is not a bed of roses like it used to be You can't just get by by rimming your pledge master or Finger Brit Kevanaugh with a monkey paw Look you the one over there with that hairlip You got to hold that donkey, what are you looking at? It's our fucking mascot, hold it it's gonna kick ya Don't f*ck the mascot You know, douchebags gonna brag When they gag a hot hag Wave a flag, when you teabag You know, douchebags gonna brag When they gag a hot hag Wave a flag, when you teabag Give me a bib I'll eat that jizz biscuit
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