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Like, we're pretty cute now
But like, the level of, like
Ethereal, like, fucking, like we would

Damn
We'd both be covered in tattoos with this long ass hair and just living our lives
This is Evan's fucking symphony

I just saw a video of a black woman saying
"Y'know, I'm very curious to see how quickly rioting will be justified 
Now that white women are affected"
And honestly
Where is the lie

The feminine urge to shoot myself in the face because
The world is crumbling around us 
And no one has any respect for us as human beings

If I remember correctly, the challenge that they did, they made cakes
And his was--his was like, one of the worst
And then he wanna come around and be like
"Oh yeah, I don't wanna be on his team 
Because he doesn't have any experience"
Bitch

Me when I'm from Bologna

Is it weird that I'm like, way more interested in that little
Like, fun thoughts that I have 
About meeting your family than I am about having sex?

Like that's--I feel like I jumped ahead like, ten stages

When, when you
When
When you
When

When you
Wheeeennn
When you, when you
Wheennnnn

When, when you
When
When you
When

When you
Wheeeennn
When you, when you
Wheennnnn

See, my favorite villains ever
Are villains who are quote-on-quote "villains" just because they're sick
Like, just because they're ill
Y'know--because that's what it is in the real world
Like, the only reason that people do horrible things like that, is because they're sick
Like, physically something is wrong with their brain

Babe, Killmonger is morally grey because he's murdered
Like hundreds of people, in the name of his cause
Like, for no reason, like, it, like

Like, are they gonna like
Is she gonna openly ask me like
"So what's in your pants?" like
Because I've never gotten that question before

And frankly, I'm terrified of the day that I do
This is not a threat, but a warning
This is Evan's fucking symphony

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