Hit Man from Hicksville
John Tabacco
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HITMAN FROM HICKSVILLE Friday night it's Brandys, three sets from nine to two The pay's for shit, the music stinks, but whatcha gonna do? On Saturday, a wedding, on Sunday night a bris in some cul de sac in Riverhead - No time to take a piss Like a corny human jukebox in a tux from Junior High I'm behind the mic at 50, as the band plays Stayin' Alive It's no artistic crusade but it beats a 9 to 5 Besides, my pager keeps life interesting, there's always a surprise! In the middle of the set I go walking in my sleep There's got to be a cure for this In the middle of the night I go talking in my sleep It's gonna be the death of me Hit man from Hicksville - Hit man from Hicksville - town Monday morning and my pager just went off the Richter scale It seems some one eyed trouser snake's been pryin' in the mail If he leaks it to the papers we all end up sing - singin' in jail Can't count on Papa Gallo to get me out of here on bail So I'll pay this douche a visit Maybe take him for a ride Make a solid offer that I know he won't decline He'll get bed time with the fishes, I'll get bed time with his bride I wonder if Andy Kauffman is alive or did he die? IIn the middle of the set I go walking in my sleep There's got to be a cure for this In the middle of the night I go talking in my sleep It's gonna be the death of me Hit man from Hicksville - Hit man from Hicksville - town So I make my secret phone call, grab my over coat and hat I never leave no fingerprints - it hasta be like that It's always quick and dirty, it always feels the same Get in, get out, no prisoners it's the way I play the game No regrets and no hard feelings, this is strictly in the genes Like Papa Gallo told me: I was born to be this mean That's why I had to burn him like he did to my Styrene Make Tuesday mass confession time That's sure to keep me clean Now my pager sings a meetin' of the Goombas and the Gats At Guido's down on Toity -Turd, in fifteen minutes flat Switch off the DX7 and pull up the Old Capri Yo!, Tony do me a favor, Would-ja start it up for me? In the middle of the set I go walking in my sleep There's got to be a cure for this In the middle of the night I go singin' in my sleep It's gonna be the death of me I'm a Hit man from Hicksville (Stayin' Alive - Stayin' Alive) Just another Hit man from Hicksville (Stayin' Alive...) Hit man from Hicksville (Stayin' Alive - Stayin' Alive) Hit man from Hicksville (Stayin' Alive...)
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Written by: John Tabacco, Nigey Lennon
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