Piss Clam Charlie
John Tabacco
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PISS CLAM CHARLIE Piss Clam Charlie was the uncle you went to When you needed some cheap advice He had been through the paces Waded through all the stages of a 1000 human lives He had grace he had charm he had maps on his arm He could talk you through a fork in the road And he knew where to clam with his St. Bernard Sam every morning Piss Clam Charlie told me life was easy once you mastered the open door He said the best way to wake up Was to smile and take up where you left off the night before Piss Clam Charlie was no jolly-roger Just a straight arrow shooter by God So drink one last round Before we put'em in the ground Next to his old St. Bernard Every day held a clue You had to follow it through You had to undo your mind of it's fear Then it was off to the shore Hunting clams to eat raw till the evening... Piss Clam Charlie was a polemic folly Like his dear old Sister Quinn He had all the right answers but his sea food romances Finally got the best of him So we say our farewells As the ground water swells With the smell of the incoming tide To our savior and saint And the clams we just ate in their honor... Piss Clam Charlie was no jolly roger Just a straight arrow shooter by God So drink one last round Before we put'em in the ground Next to his old St. Bernard Sister Quinn too and Mercury Stu
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