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Faris Shafi

Faris Shafi (Urdu/Punjabi: فارس شفیع; born November 2, 1987) is a Pakistani rapper, songwriter and actor.He is son of actress Saba Hameed and Syed Pervaiz Shafi, and brother of musician Meesha Shafi.Performing in Urdu, English and Punjabi, Faris is known for his lyrics that can be personal as well as political, and is considered a pioneer of Urdu rap in Pakistan. Faris is also known for being "notorious" and "uncensored" in his lyrics. more »

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Don't f*ck with me
I got a lot to say
You got a lot to see
Like in the sunlight vitamin D
Main lai rap di Mandi
On a Sunday
Sawab kamaoon main 100 nafal ke
Halkay phulkay kha ke phulkay
Tusi menu bhul ke
Jao ge kithay
Meray lafz hain silky
Kapray wapis, a Gaye sil ke
Dimagh hil Gaye
You can't figure me out
Meri flow pahelian
Main do sahelian laoon
Tujhay do karelay khilaooon
Mujhay dukh apnay batao
Bachpan se paisay bachaoon
Ab beth ke paise uraoon
Main kitnay paise kamaoon
Bus rabb se mangnay ki der hai
Dekho kitnon ko mujh se ver hai
I dont even have this awareness
I seem to be like a werewolf
So be careful youll be tearful
Aap ke mu pe chapair hai
Itt kutay da ver hai
Aap mu le ke bethay rahain ge
Aap kab meray lun se uthaingay
Aap ne jo kehna hai wo to aap kahaingay
Aap paas rakhain apnay kacheri kateray
Ye lo thenga main uthenga
Raat ke time main
Flow so sick main kar doon bhenga
Aap ko mind main
Yeh sab baat ghumainge
Jab saab bulain ge
That is me yeh pehri si
Rhyming apnay paas hee rakh
Mujhay na sunain kabhi
Mujhay mic la ke de
Teri aisi ki taisi
Teri waise hee capacity kam hai
Main hoon milky galaxy
Kabhi mil ke bataoon ga
Phir nikal ke dikhaoon ga
Phir pyar se bulaoon ga charhaoon ga
Phir wahaan se nikal jaoonga
Like cowabunga tu lagta mangta
Main papa sab ka
Main gari bhagaoon ga
Paan Paan kar ke
Horan bajaoon ga
Fauran kamaoon ga
Foreign currency
Teray soreyan di bachi bhagaoon ga
Teray rap ko bech ke nigal jaoon ga
Takka tokri rappers
You cant get a naukri you're backwards
Tum saray plastic ke wrapper
You belong in garbage canisters
Tum saray Faris ke left nut
When you see me you better back up
Tu ja ke tarain connect kar
Tum saray hard disk ke back up

Tu ja ke maltay select kar
Tu ja ke tariq se chat kar
Tu ja ke barish main sex kar
Tu ja ke maltay select kar
Tu ja ke tariq se chat kar
Tu ja ke barish main sex kar
Uhhh

Im like motherfukin black ops
Kalay police walay black cops nai
Like the game you fuckin jack off
Fact is Tum chokray saray khokhlay
Like concubinus
Even concubines have minds of their own
You're clones of mine
Clonazepam
I speak as a man
Tu hai to panchod
Stupid asshole without a plan
Main le jaoon aap ki bachi
Tum khelo beth ke PUBG
Seekho apni ghaltion se
Main karoon bag currency
Dont you love me 100 ki batti
Bana ke lele kha ke kalay
Apnay do so ganay ja ke apni ma ko dede
Your battery's down
You're not funny you clown
So get your freak on
Main qareeb aaon
Chadday bheeg jain ge
Tum bhe seekh jao ge
Ya bisti karao ge
Apni kachi karao ge
Sasti si batain kiss ko sunao ge
Biscuit khao ge
Mujhay cigarette la ke do
Mujhay packet chahiye hai
Poora main ibn e batuta
Jitna mashoor aan
Tu fitna hai poora
Tum khatnay kara lo
Mujhay khaton main bata do
Tumhara faliure kis ka kasoor hai
Shake your bon bon
Wear a condom
Please dont reproduce
What the heck
Suck a deck
Heres a noose
For your neck
Haar bana ke pehen le
Meray har taraf hain cameray
Meray sar pe betha PEMRA
Meray naksha e kadam pe
Tu chal ke dekha
Main hoon sab se garam
Mujh pe hai karam
Main hoon uncle sargam
Faqat rap ka hoon parcham
To you suckers im the conundrum
This tug of war that you mother
Fuckers play with each other
Is none of my fuckin business
Main daloon aap sab ki pith main
Aap karein Kegel exercises
And rub on your fuckin dick less
Main kaise kar doon commitment
You cannot handle the thickness
I think you guys need to bitch less
You're sensitive like princesses
Its like you're wearing a pink dress
Please banda ban ja
Please make youre asshole stick-less
Beta samjha kar na
Ja seekh le astanja karna
Iss se pehlay ke par jaye
Ganja pharna

Tu ja ke maltay select kar
Tu ja ke tariq se chat kar
Tu ja ke barish main sex kar
Tu ja ke maltay select kar
Tu ja ke tariq se chat kar
Tu ja ke barish main sex kar
Uhhh

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