I Wanna Be a Producer
The Alan Peters Orchestra And Chorus
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Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy Unhappy, unhappy Very very very very very Very very unhappy Oh, I debits all duh mornin' An' I credits all duh eb'nin Until dem ledgers be right Until them ledgers be right I spend my life accounting With figures and such Unhappy To what is my life amounting It figures, not much Unhappy I have a secret desire Hiding deep in my soul It sets my heart afire To see me in this role: I wanna be a producer With a hit show on Broadway I wanna be a producer Lunch at Sardi's every day I wanna be a producer Sport a top hat and a cane I wanna be a producer And drive those chorus girls insane! I wanna be a producer And sleep until half-past two I wanna be a producer And see you, you, you.....not you I wanna be a producer Wear a tux on op'ning nights! I wanna be a producer And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights! He wants to be a producer Sell it, girls! Of a great big Broadway smash Don't forget the balcony! He wants to be a producer Ev'ry pocket stuffed with cash He wants to be a producer Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Oh! Ahh! Yes! He wants to be a producer With a great big casting couch! I wanna be... He wants to be... I wanna be... He wants to be... I wanna be the greatest, grandest And most fabulous producer in the world He wants to be a producer He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke I just gotta be a producer Drink champagne until I puke Drink champagne 'til he pukes! I wanna be a producer Show the world just what I've got I'm gonna put on shows That will enthrall 'em Read my name in Winchell's column! I wanna be a producer 'Cause it's everything I'm not Unhappy... unhappy... So unhappy Very very very very Very very very very... Sad I wanna be a producer Hold everything! What am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right! There is a lot more to me than there is to me! Stop the world, I wanna get on! Bloom, where do you think you're going? Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit! Here's my visor My Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil And my big finish! I'm gonna be a producer Sound the horn and beat the drum I'm gonna be a producer Look out Broadway, here I come! Well, here he comes!
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