I Wanna Be a Producer

The Alan Peters Orchestra And Chorus


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Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy
Very very very very very
Very very unhappy

Oh, I debits all duh mornin'
An' I credits all duh eb'nin
Until dem ledgers be right

Until them ledgers be right

I spend my life accounting
With figures and such

Unhappy

To what is my life amounting
It figures, not much

Unhappy

I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role:

I wanna be a producer
With a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
Lunch at Sardi's every day
I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those chorus girls insane!

I wanna be a producer
And sleep until half-past two
I wanna be a producer
And see you, you, you.....not you
I wanna be a producer
Wear a tux on op'ning nights!
I wanna be a producer
And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights!

He wants to be a producer

Sell it, girls!

Of a great big Broadway smash

Don't forget the balcony!

He wants to be a producer
Ev'ry pocket stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry

Ouch!
Eek!
Ooh!
Oh!
Ahh!
Yes!

He wants to be a producer
With a great big casting couch!

I wanna be...

He wants to be...

I wanna be...

He wants to be...

I wanna be the greatest, grandest
And most fabulous producer in the world

He wants to be a producer
He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke

I just gotta be a producer
Drink champagne until I puke

Drink champagne 'til he pukes!

I wanna be a producer
Show the world just what I've got
I'm gonna put on shows
That will enthrall 'em

Read my name in Winchell's column!

I wanna be a producer
'Cause it's everything I'm not

Unhappy... unhappy...
So unhappy

Very very very very
Very very very very...

Sad

I wanna be a producer

Hold everything! What am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right! There is a lot more to me than there is to me!
Stop the world, I wanna get on!

Bloom, where do you think you're going?

Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit!
Here's my visor
My Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil
And my big finish!

I'm gonna be a producer
Sound the horn and beat the drum
I'm gonna be a producer
Look out Broadway, here I come!

Well, here he comes!

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Written by: MEL BROOKS

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