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Keystone Keystone
Imma speak the truth
Cause somebody gotta say it
If you are a Man U fan
Then I know you will get it
Every single game
That I watch this team
Keeps on getting worse (For real)
I don't even know where
I should start this goddamn verse
Playing Fred McTominay
Who the f*ck will y'all blame
Now that Pogba's gone away (McFred)
Seriously
What the f*ck were you expecting
When our midfield is a dead ting
Took forever to make one signing
This club is really concerning
We got Champions League Varane (Okay)
But his situation is dire (Eric)
He went from Sergio Ramos
To Harry fucking Maguire
My mans making mistakes
From Old Trafford to the Bridge (F*ck's sake)
We all know it's about time
That we unplug the fucking fridge (Haha)
This man's a fraud
He's not my captain
He never was and he never will
If it was up to up me
Man would've slapped him up
In front of everybody
Like my name is Will
Not worth a third of his price tag
Put English tax as the hashtag
Leicester can we get our cash back
Is it too late
Can we backtrack
He gets his teammates injured
At every freaking contact (Dickhead)
Hey yo Harry it is football
It ain't no Mortal Kombat
This is MUFC not the UFC

One of the biggest clubs
Fighting mid-table teams
I'm having nightmares
In the Theatre of Dreams
At first we all thought
That Mourinho was weak
But who's laughing now
I prefer not to speak
One of the biggest clubs
Fighting mid-table teams (F*ck)
I'm having nightmares
In the Theatre of Dreams (Argh)
Back then we all thought
That Mourinho was weak (Yeah)
But who's laughing now
I prefer not to speak

(If I speak I am in big big trouble
Look I know it's been 2 months
And of course I'll get behind the team
For the new season
But I just had to
Get that shit off my chest man)
Crucial penalties missed
Against Aston Villa and Arsenal
So we don't talk about
Bruno no no no
Marcus Rashford thank you
For feeding them kids
But hold up
Where the hell did your skills go
Middle finger up
To the fans that's a no-no
Your whole entire season
Was a no-show
Love you but
You've got to go go
Let me big up CR7
Yet again amazing season
I hear some say
He's the problem
But if it wasn't for him
We'd be battling relegation
(And that's fucking facts)
My man is a legend
But they got him playing
With some kiddos
So he probably feels
Like a pariah
37 years old gotta
Carry the team
Like the club is
Called FC Mariah
De Gea tried his best
But what can he do
With no defenders
Our keeper's unprotected
Like He ran out of rubbers
I thought this team
Could get top 4
Now I look back feelin' foolish
I turn my TV on
And what the hell do I see
Even the BBC knows we're rubbish
Bad example for the youth
I see no fight no hunger
I don't want Anthony
To take this any longer (No)
Imma just wish Ten Hag good luck
He watched last season
Thinking what the f*ck (The f*ck)
So can I go back to Ajax (Can I)
Or am I really stuck
Cause this whole team
Really fucking sucks
I don't give a f*ck
About no pre-season
The only thing that I really want
Is for my team to perform
When the pressure's on Keystone

One of the biggest clubs
Fighting mid-table teams
I'm having nightmares
In the Theatre of Dreams
At first we all thought
That Mourinho was weak
But who's laughing now
I prefer not to speak
One of the biggest clubs
Fighting mid-table teams (F*ck)
I'm having nightmares
In the Theatre of Dreams (Argh)
Back then we all thought
That Mourinho was weak (Yeah)
But who's laughing now
I prefer not to speak

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