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Why and what and when will this play
Waiting for the internet to make my day
Waiting for the net to pull out for me
God damn net won't ever play for me
Bars go up and down but never open
Refresh that fucker that's always broken
Rather just run off in the open
Take off in my moped out in the open
Bike far out
Without a doubt
Where I can find a peaceful place to shout
Oh far out man way far out man
Shaggy and Scoobs could never find us man
Am I too stoned Scoob? (Raggy! Zoinks!)
No I just want to be alone
Dude!
Am I old school
In a boomer's tool
In a box behind a lock
Passcode stands for f*ck!
CDs are betters than MP3s
Wait too long for MP3s
The clouds a formation
Under what nation
Under log invisible
Login and dribble
Individual invisible keys
Typing four underscore threes
What's my passcode
Is it a la mode ice cream
We all scream for ice beam found in
TM13
Vulpix can add that shit!
Or Ninetales
Lemme tell you nine tales
Or nine stories
Drinking forties on the ninth story
Or the thirteenth story
Or are you superstitious? The fourteenth story
Mitch Headberg's joke from his laboratory
What floor are you really on?
Did I distract thee?
Turn me off and put on a mother-flipping CD
Oh uh you didn't turn me off?
No
Cool
I want material
Not un literal
No yes literal
Literally a literal thing
Something to hold
That eventually molds
No I'm not getting old
Let's just take a moment to look at the clouds
No not the cloud that I pay ten bucks a month for
That take my files and keep them hostage
Even though I pay ten bucks a month for them
Is it that cloud even moving at all?
Nope!
Don't you know
UFOs
Aren't UFOs
They're "Interdimensional Beings"
Or "UAPs"
Flying eatin pork and beans
Viewing us listening to Weezer clean
Up our heart strings with hits
Gasp like pork and beans
Farting up your heart strings
Is this a metaphor for how DeLonge sings
Not in his songs but in his beans the proof is in his beans
Boosting up stocks like Reddit helped GameStop mean
DeLonge was punk regarding alien beings
Releasing info so they could be seen
Or not to be seen back in 2019
Tired of me tired of UAPs?
Turn me off and put on a mother-flipping CD
Turn me off and put on a mother-flipping CD
We are those "Interdimensional Beings" you were speaking of
What albums would you take with you
If we were to kidnap you right now?
Um okay I'll take
Green Day's American Idiot
Andrew Bird's Are You Serious
Rage Against the Machine Battle of Los Angeles
My Morning Jacket X and Evil Urges
Beware and Be Grateful by Maps and Atlases
Menomena Friend and Foe
John Mayer Continuum and Trio
The Civil Wars Barton Harlow
The Black Keys Brothers El Camino
Camp by Childish Gambino
Awaken My Love is amazing too
Modest Mouse Good News For People Who Love Bad News
Led Zeppelin Four and Two
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket by Blink 182
The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me by Brand New
Phrenology The Roots
Foo Fighters Colour of the Shape There Is Nothing Left to Lose
Who's Next by The Who
The Cat Empire Two Shoes
Circe Survive Blue Sky Noise
From Under the Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy
Jimmy Eats World Bleed American
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication By The Way
Gimme Some Peter Bjorn and John
The Avett Brothers Emotionalism
Amanda Palmer Theater Is Evil Arcade Fire Funeral
Wolfmother self-titled
Foo Fighters self-titled
Bon Iver self-titled
Cage the Elephant Box Car Racer
Avenged Sevenfold Them Crooked Vultures and
Probot The Front Bottoms Talon of the Hawk
The Las!
Anything by Black Star or
Manners by Passion Pit
Is that it? Nope!
Purple Rain by Prince
Blues Traveler Four
Toto One and Four
Riot Brand New Eyes by Paramore
Father John Misty Fear Fun
Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Graceland by Paul Simon
Josie and Aja by Steely Dan
Simon and Garfunkel Bookends
Super Unknown Sound Garden
Tame Impala Currents
The Flaming Lips
At War with The Mystics
Uh is there more? Oh my gosh
The Beatles Abbey Road and Let It Be Naked
Rumors by Fleetwood Mac while I'm naked
Kendrick Lamar Section 80 and MAAD City
Band of Skulls Baby Darling Doll Face Honey
Bright Eyes The Peoples Key
Catalyst by New Found Glory
Kings of Leon Only by the Night
Aha Shake Heartbreak
Nirvana Nevermind to make my heart ache
Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
Hot Fuss by The Killers
Paranoid by Black Sabbath
And of course Potato Salad
And Unraveling of Pup the Band
Mercury Falling by Sting
What else do I have to also sing?
Daft Punk's Homework and Tron
Because of the Times by Kings of Leon
1984 Van Halen's self-titled
Beastie Boys License to Ill
Angels and Airwaves Death Cab for Cutie
Turn me off put on a CD
Turn me off put on a mother-flipping CD
Uh oh my gosh that is a lot of CDs
But okay we will take them all
And you can come too

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