People (The Vasectomy Song)

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Dylan Titus

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Hey Buddy, guess what
Went and got snipped nuts
And I'm proud to admit, son
That this son won't beget kids, son
Or daughter, the waters moldy so vacate the gene pool
I know I sound mean fool and stupid
To say we've become useless
And maybe it's just my loose lips
But I was born on a doomed ship
And all my schooling shows the flooding is sold to us as a pool (shit)
I may sound clueless but let me get through this and just maybe
I convince somebody that
"No, you don't need a few kids"
I can't bring life into less than a paradise, don't feel right
And not when the future's not looking too bright
No guarantee I'll even raise someone people will like
If other people don't kill them first, the air might
This argument isn't airtight, but goddamn it's the only cause in my life that's ever felt right
(Everybody go snip snip
Every straight man in the world go snip snip snip)
No they don't take your stick
They don't take your boys, you just don't make no mo kids
Yeah we gotta slow the ship
Or let abuse pull us into abyss
Deeper and tighter and darker
The pressure is crushing til one day all you do is scream
Hey
People
Guess what?
We gotta stop making people
'Cause guess what - we're worthless
We made ourselves worthless
Ok trying to explain this in song isn't working so I'll try to do it with minimal rhyming
This world is like a massive cruise ship with no one driving
And we're all like "we want a rock wall on the ship and to talk all of my shit and we're all drinking"
But no one either notices or cares that with each new person, the ship continues sinking
So we lash out and kick in holes that continue leaking
And we all have the best plan but everyone is fucking speaking
We have everything we need to build utopia
But we continuously work to prop up a hell of our own making
Because we gotta break another fucking record So
War: people
Greed: people
Shit son...
A world without money or isms?
Or schisms in the natural rhythm?
And keeping our ability to spurt jism?
(Gross Dylan)
Hmm
Everybody go snip snip
Every straight man in the world go snip snip snip
Gotta clean up all your shit
And make this place a paradise to live
Shelter every one in need
Before you go and spread more seed
Or it'll get
Crowded and louder
And colder and meaner
And more expensive just to live, all you'll do is scream
Hey
People
Guess what

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