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Hi, I'm Mikey! is a musical artist whose true identity is unknown. The artist gained popularity through their use of social media platforms, especially TikTok, where they started posting short videos of themselves performing original songs and covers. Hi, I'm Mikey! primarily creates pop and R&B music with a unique and captivating sound. They have amassed a dedicated online following and continue to release new music independently. more »

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Unh!
Put your hands in the air if you don't care
And if you like marijuana say "HELL YEAH!"
We came to shut this bitch down and do bad things
Fucked the bucked-toothed bitch but the ass mean
Come fresher than a flushable wipe come be my wife for the night
'Cuz your gauge big as mine and your tats bright (Ooh)
Say you're looking for some fun tonight, that's nice (Ooh)
Then she did a bunch of white and lost her appetite
I don't play I didn't even go to tryouts (Nope)
I know you see me even when they cut the lights out (Unh)
Pipe down put the mutherfucking pipe down
Cut the mics out anytime that Mike's out
Diesel in the air I only smoke gas
Make me angry I have to Hulk SMASH!
You gon' make Wayne Brady have to choke a hoe
Got this cutie like QT how she open tho (Ay! Ay!)

So just twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk something
Haffi work work work pull it out and squirt something
Get the pistol or the peace Pistol Pete merk something
I know you see me coming you might should alert someone
You might wanna reel me in I f*ck around and hurt someone
In a bad man face like I fucking heard something
Like you don't want no mu'fucking problem with me
'Cuz is I on one? Yes sir or probably three
Aye preroll after preroll after big fat bowl
Think I give a damn f*ck? That's a big fat "NO!"
I get more pussy with the dreads than the man bun
Bitches want the chubby boy like they never had one
Bitches want me stuck in there like a fucking tampon (Yea!)
I said "You're too skinny for me you can keep your pants on" (Ayy)
I need an ass fat enough to put a glass on
And some boobies big enough for me to dance on!

Take 'em off and my drawls so silky
Big ass rips from my bong so milky
I cannot be touched but your bitch feel me
Swipin' everything right "Ooh daddy you filthy!"
No ice in the rig when I glob that budder but
God-dab you's a cold motherfucker shit (Yea)
This us it's how it go motherfucker shit (Yeah)
Shit you don't even know muhfucka
You can ash on the porcelain it's not important
I'll order more in the morning I got it imported
Aye I'm a dick just to relieve my boredom (Huh?)
Reported a reporter got him deported
I know you like this song but it's not a recording (Nah-uh)
I'm in your phone or your iPod, I'm performing
I'm lying that's the LSD talking
I been tripping hella balls ever since I fuckin walked in (Ay! Ay! Ay!)

Head knocking, bright red stalkings
With the bow at mid-thigh, "ooh you hot shit"
But I still ditch you after like "ooh you not shit"
Almost caught a L on some two o'clock shit (Yup)
She wanna see it coming "ooh you a prophet"
But I'm too cool for school or to fool with your nonsense
Casey came thru blunt in the clutch (Yea!)
Cough a couple times and it's fucking you up
F*ck Butt-head bitch I get nothing but butt (Butt!)
On the 'gram twenty minutes finding something to f*ck (Yea!)
Aye big booty black bitches love my steez
Love giving me hugs so I can hug them cheeks
I love giving 'em drugs, they make me something to eat
Grub on chicken and that butt when I be up in them sheets
I swear to god I'm a problem, I sweat to me I'm a beast
You think you got something on us well all I see is a feast! (Yea! Yea! Ayyy!)

Ain't no party like a DMT party
'Cuz a DMT party getting somebody pregnant (Yup)
Suave and debonair like a young Ronald Reagan
Hoes wanna take pics but I muhfucking hate it
I'm just playing little lady it's a joke- can you take it? (Unh)
Coke- do you take it? (unh) Your phone- did you break it? (Unh)
'Cuz you should be calling everybody you know
The way I body a flow I mean its not even close
I mean the lights are all on but nobody is home
I know- I went to go say "hi" to your folks
But you don't want that kinda shit (Nah)
Have your son missing Christmas like Tiny Tim
My bad apologies that was kinda grim
In that Black Panther hat that Wakanda brim (Yeah)
Aye dick standing up like it's made of vibranium (Unh)
I got a Ukraine dame giving me cranium
She don't know how to eat ass yet but I'm training her (What!?)
She likes me to say mean shit when I'm banging her (Damn)
Shit that I don't even feel comfortable saying to her
But she barely speaks English I can't even explain it to her (Ohhh!)
See that's the shit I'm talking bout man y'all be bullshitting
You don't wanna rhyme with me 'cause you'll just be another victim
Ain't nobody fuckin with the shit I'm kicking
'Cuz I'm baked and I'm fried but I ain't no chicken
Goddammit

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