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Ty: Dylan, what's that thing glowing out of your pocket

Dy: Nothing. I'm just uhh, excited or something

Ty: No really what is that, show me
Fighting over it, let me see / no get off

Dy: I took it from the palace, this thing is SHINEY.

Ty: Dude, you STOLE it! You need to give it back, we can get in a lot of trouble!

Dy: Let's see if it glows under water!

Amethyst, a scientist,
Zirconium I never missed.
Here's the diamond that I stole
and flushed it down the toilet bowl.

OHHHH NOOOOOO!!!

Flushed, Flushed,
It's more than enough.
Got to find the diamond
Cause it's lost in the rough.

Flushed, Flushed,
It's gonna be tough.
Who is there to turn to
Is there no one to trust?

Hobo Ken, the incredible man.
Can be a sailor or a soldier
Or a Canadian.
Dylan flushed him down the toilet
When he was only 10.
Now we're looking for the diamond,
Can you help us my friend?

Hobo Ken, I thought I lost you forever.
You were my favorite toy that I had.

Hobo Ken, the incredible man.
Can be a painter or a tailor
Or a Brazilian.
He's a fighter for our freedom,
He's a God among men.
Now we're looking for the diamond,
Can you help us my friend?

If you say it's the biggest diamond you've seen.
All valuables lead to the Fish Queen.

(Hobo Ken's got a secret, he's got a secret, Hobo Ken.)

IG: Hello, This is Inspector Gordon! What do you want?!
HK: Inspector, it's Hobo KenI've got a secret.
IG: Oh yeah? You think you're better than me???
HK: No, Inspector. Have you heard of the band TYDY? They're down here causing a ruckus!
IG: Ruckus? Can you describe this ruckus?
HK: They said they lost a treasure and are on the hunt. They say it's very valuable.
IG: Valuable you say! I'll send my top assassin, ZiZiPuPu. She's irresistible! Don't you worry Hobo Ken, Inspector Gordon's on the case.

Flushed, Flushed,
It's more than enough.
Got to find the diamond
Cause it's lost in the rough.

Flushed, Flushed,
It's gonna be tough.
Got to find the treasure
And we'll die if we must.

HELP ME!
HELP ME!
Somebody please!
Oh, you saved me!

Nothing I would ever do without my ZiZiPuPu,
My ZiZiPuPu.
Its true.
(You boys look like you need some help).

She's the most beautiful creature down here in the Sew.
My ZiZiPuPu.
My ZiZiPuPu.
(Oh, this old thang?)

Something just doesn't feel right about this ZiZiPuPu,
ZiZiPuPu.
It's true.
(I can give you the help you need.)

She is going to betray us, you don't have a clue.
ZiZiPuPu.
ZiZiPuPu.
(Fine, Dylan, then you can just come with me.)

I can't believe I fell for her trap.
And Tyler left he ain't coming back.
Came for a meal and all I got was a snack.
They tied me up and then they gave me a smack.

IG: So, you're the one down here causing all the ruckus. But I heard you didn't come down here alone. Don't worry, we'll catch your buddy. I knew you would fall for ZiZiPuPu. I'm sending the sewer gators for him now. Let it be declared, that he is Public Enemy #2. 
DY: You leave him alone!
IG: And as for your precious diamond, we have that too. Here, all valuables lead to the Fish Queen. 

Narrator: After flushing the mysterious diamond down the toilet, TYDY raced after it only to get themselves in a whole whirlwind of trouble. Dylan, now captured by Inspector Gordon, leaves Tyler as their final hope. Does Tyler have what it takes to save his friend and the band? 

Lost down in the pipes alone
I have no friends, I have no home.
Dylan left me for PuPu
And now I don't know what to do.
Darkness all encased in fear,
Will I find my way out of here?
What is this thing glowing green?
The strangest thing I've ever seen.

FLUSHED!
FLUSHED!
You've woken me up!
Yes, I am The Green, now take this guitar, you must!

I can't believe I turned myself in.
If love is evil, then to rock is a sin.
Look out, Dylan, I am coming for you.
We'll leave this place with the diamond too.

I'm the Fish Queen, Fish Queen!
(All the valuables they seem to lead to me)
Fish Queen, Fish Queen!
(All the valuables they seem to lead to me)
Fish Queen, Fish Queen!
(All the valuables they seem to lead to me)
Fish Queen, Fish Queen!
(All the valuables they seem to lead to me)

Everybody rise for the royal flush
Where you think you're going, are you in a rush?
Down here the valuables lead to me
Once flushed and forgotten, now I'm the Fish Queen.

I hereby sentence TYDY 200 years of hard labor, chiseling away at the Fatberg on the poop deck. And as for your precious diamond, I have that right here. Everyone knows, all valuables lead to the Fish Queen.

DY: Tyler, we are so screwed, were done-zo, goners, jailhouse rockers. We will be down here forever
TK: Dylan, I have a plan to get out of this.  
DY:  We're literally going to be poopsmiths, you heard the Fish Queen, chiseling at the Fatberg, swabbing the poop deck, eating nothing but beans forever. 
TK: Stop! I have a plan

When went our separate ways
I thought that we were mayonnaise.
Lost in sewer spiral maze
Thought I'd been down here several days.
Then I met The Green and he
Gave me the guitar of mystery.
The only real way out of here,
So listen up and have no fear.

ALRIGHT! MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!

Flushed, Flushed,
We're kickin' up dust,
Running away because
The court isn't just.

Flushed, Flushed,
It's gonna be tough.
Got to take the diamond
And we'll die if we must.

Flushed, Flushed,
With things and such
Why would someone eat their pizza
And throw out the crust.

Flushed, Flushed,
It's more than enough.

TY: I think I see a way out of here! Follow me down this drain!

TK: Dylan? Dylan! Are you ok?
DY: Yeah and look what I've got!
The Flying dutchman's treasuuuureeee
TK: Wow, I'm so glad we got out of there alive. You need to return the diamond and make a public apology.
DY: Let's return it to The Palace right now. Do you remember how to get there?

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