3 Piece Shady Special
Joel Sieradzan
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I hang with a bunch of scandalous cats, vandals that will plan To trap and attack you with mad animal acts, cannibal rats, camels And bats, barely a scratch, fear none of that you won't feel a tap But that's after the task is all completed, so don't you worry bout all That bleeding, it's just for a movie, we're shooting today called 'Horror Evening' Thanks for the contribution it's cheaper than props And even looks more authentic than any blood our production Team seen and (wow, this looks great) it's really cool that you're a part of it, beside the fact We had to rip your carcass apart to get all the blood effects but yeah I'm sorry that is my fault and in result of actions on my behalf I'll Apologize to your daughter man, but the awful fact that we killed Her too is just awkward and adding more to that your wife is in the Room with the torture weapons we brought to her for her to choose What she's gonna wanna have all her organs snatched out with and Who her funeral consultant is (What do you want? Quick!) And it's really tough to stomach man, it's just so hard to bare I've never hurt a woman and I told myself I wouldn't dare but That's just how vile we are, we sick enough to find a car and Break into just to hit a homeless man then write it off, I'll fight and Cough on innocent people at the hospital infected with a disease That could lead to minor strokes, potentially killing them if they are Not operated on within in a window of 30 minutes and given a sedative Yeah, yeah, ha, yo, check it, mm It's the motherfucking S to the I to the E-R-A-D-Z-A-N You finally die, it's the- it's the motherfucking, it's the motherfucking Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's the motherfucking S to the I to the E-R-A-D-Z-A-N, yo, look You wanna battle me? Feed upon the brutality that I'm handing out like Them store samples that you can grab for free? I do this casually This shit is a drag for me, all I need is some battery acid and plus a Bag of weed, and I'll be glad to see what you do as a talent, g But even when I'm high you're still boring like going to class 'till 3 It's such a travesty, tragically it's a laugh for me cause when I hear Them gas them beats all I feel is the best relief If I had friends that tried to rap and they was trash but really Wanted to make it I woulda did it as well, I woulda told them Motherfuckers that I know where they should go to get the bitches and Sent 'em to where they did in Hostel, crack ya fucking head open With a hammer and throw it in barrel, but I'm finally shoot and Get it in like I was Jim Carroll, you not even a heroine you fucking Female, you ain't a hero, speaking of them; R.I.P to Rik Mayall, look Oh my God, another one, does this motherfucker stop? No he don't, no he don't yeah, no he don't, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Ayo, mm, look I've yet to see an MC that I rate, check my list you'll see it's empty There's not any I can play, it's immensely entertaining to me that You think you straight and people f*ck with you for real and don't Just put it on to hate, there ain't no way people listen to that shit To really listen, you know that it's outta pity and they strictly here To diss it, don't dismiss it though, you should still submit it bro I'm sure a label would love to hear it, so they know that that shit Ain't hitting, oh what the f*ck you thinking, yo I don't understand, you claim you got the bars, but honest bra You wouldn't if they locked you up, your shit don't even make Sense, it's plain dense, we ain't friends either don't try to hit Me up and ask me can I please share it, like, what the f*ck is that It's honestly so fucking sad and I'm not one for knocking hustles But that shit is fucking bad, you think that's gon get you heard by Record staff motherfuckers and they'll be like "damn, sign your name And then here's your check", this ain't that, you can try all you want But here's the facts, why the f*ck would they sign someone that Could never go plat? Hell, I'm just being nice the day that you Fucking go plastic, I'll believe the tabloids and them stories on Michael Jackson Motherfucker Nah, I think I'm being too harsh, they prolly slow as f*ck and Rap's something that's keeping 'em calm, cause there ain't no way In hell that you really think that you nice, you say ya shit slap If I told a Jada Pinkett joke twice you wouldn't hit back, you Bold as f*ck for putting it out though, I'll give you props for that I owe you one for making my shit sound on another galaxy cause Compared to your tracks, my shit is Mozart to classical fans Not talking back, cause once I spit this shit it's over for you No more will you speak, y'all some clones, I know I am too but Y'all cloning all the weak motherfuckers that we tired of I'm cloning all the ones held in regard man, the defiant ones And I don't give a f*ck what y'all got to say bout my lyrics I will never apologize for shit I said with intention for y'all to hear it (No apologies, never) I will never put shit in a song that I would then Retract, cause either way no matter what I say they'll fucking bend it Back and start contorting, twisting more offensive shit that I ain't Say, but the day I fucking care is the day that I die in vain and I ain't playing y'all could never have me not standing my ground I wasn't taught to a bitch and I ain't learning it now so how the f*ck Would you expect me not to curse at the mouth, I'm dirty and foul I'm worse than a person without shoes when they go to the mall I have no personal valve, you couldn't shut me the f*ck up if you Had dirt on me now, I'll murder my pal, before I NTSC a crowd of People that have been offended by the words I put out And bow down to 'em and show them some courtesy, wow The day that that happens I'll throw a fucking party in town And invite the entire cast from Movie 43 out and knock every one Of 'em out while I'm recording the bout There goes Hugh, Emma, Richard, Anna, Kate, Dennis Christopher, Gerard, Justin, Johnny, Naomi, Seann, Kieran Man, am I finished? Nope, damn it I still got Uma, Josh, Jason Stephen and Jimmy, Greg, Bob and the other ones, f*ck, I'm done Man I won, what I'm saying is that shit will never happen Damn man, ain't you got where I'm going? Man just open your Phone and delete like all of them notes cause ain't nobody wanna Hear that shit I promise you bro, it's comical, oh, it's probably why Ya content is so fucking funny to listen to, that shit's abominable Man I got to go, I'm out
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