Leonardo da Tiddy

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I'm Leonardo da Vinci meets Monica Lewinski
Or a little bit of Hemingway fucks Elvis Presley
I've been linkin like pennies, ballin like testes
I go all night like a motherfucking Denny's
My exes are tens, roman numerals
I wanna open bar at my funeral
Used to be a bitch, now I'm bitchin
My girl like TSA way she takes my liquids
Run for senate, free the nipple campaign
Topless beaches, are my only mandate
Cold like a shiver, fly like a zipper
She good on hard wood like a motherfucking Swiffer
Pussy Boi Prodigy, the Yung Kid Cleavage
I never workout so I got a fat [redacted]
Pussy ain't a kitty, that's a gorilla
Need three bad stepsisses: Cinderella
Yo
This right here
That stupid sound
(Stupid sound)
This that
Clean your vibrator in the kitchen sink music
(Yes)
This that
Ryan Gosling
And Ryan Reynolds
Exploring each other's bodies typa joint
(No doubt)
This is like
If Tame Impala was two dudes
(It's true)
If the Beatles didn't have Ringo
If Confucius wrote the Kama Sutra
(He might've)
If Angela Merkel was a rapper
I've been fucking my friend, she a homie
My girl is a sub, she a hoagie
It's my time like Cupertino
Rap like a tortilla boutta be a burrito
(I'm a rapper)
Immaculate ejaculate
Baby girl you're wetter than a brook that's babblin
She say my eyes like waterfalls I say her eyes like tiddies
Cuz every time I look in them I wanna see her tiddies
Yeah
I put the pro in prophylactic
She pop it on my bone like a chiropractic
We lady and the tramp it, she sucks my noodle
I want the kitty n the tiddies the whole kit n caboodle
Feeling good as a bitch, if the bitch was on molly
I'mma crash in the wet, like the dude named Sully
Good God God willing goddamn godspeed
Swear it take a stampede just to stop me

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