A Day In My Blah

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Harry Diver

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I gets up in the morning when the animals do
Crawl to the bathroom have a number one and two
Stand have a shave there's a wild man staring back from the grave
We say hello then we both turns away follow ourselves to the kitchen to start our day
One poached egg two toast that's the breakfast I love the most
Half a pint of zing e  vitamin c reaches into wake up the inner me
Open up my emails on my tablet phone to see if anyone loves me and I'm not all alone
Then its on to twitter to see who's a twat but soon get bored with that all that political Clap trap
I feed the fish wash the dish  make the bed  kip pish
Oma dawn is turning to the morning wings of light there's a magical time where one is Neither day nor night
Then for some exercise on my new electric bike It moves itself but that's what its Supposed to do right
Then six young men overtake me on fast racing bikes all wearing pink tutus and purple Lycra tights
Then I laugh at the world with all its diversity and rights

Swing into St Philips for mushrooms on toast think about staying on for lunch its Consecrated veg pot roast
Served by barnacle lil who still gives all men a thrill she carries my plate so dainty and Able
But trips on her troubles and lands on me table oh lily
Cross the road for a massage at the healing centre its my first time there
I'm nervous as a newly wed lying there in my birthday suit on the couch bed
She has gentle and good signals she's sending
She says for an extra twenty you can have a happy ending whoopee
Then its home for tea its grilled sardines for me washed down with a couple of pints of LSD
My brains gone but I'm full of song not a trace of misery
Then it's in the tub for a rub a dub dub and a bloody good scrubbing for me
Then it's time for bed to join the grateful dead
On television there showing a sexy singing movie star
The director says she talented and will go very far
It's the one they call Madonna who's always throwing off her bra
I mustn't get too excited so I say goodnight and ta ta ta

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