Münchausen Cat Lady
Jenifer McKitrick
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There's a woman I know who lives in the city She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties But all of em are sick and she's always at the vet The cats got diseases that we don't know yet Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats Seizures in the basement Vomit in the attic Diarrhea everywhere It's psychosomatic She knows what to feed em to make em look sick Dog food, tuna, liver, and milk Chocolate and raisins And sometimes whiskey She never even once gave em Any Little Friskies She never feeds Buffy now she's just a skeleton She overfeeds Stella, now she's too fat Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady Münchausencat lady One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies Felime leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights Giardia, salmonella, heart worm and ear mites Her veterinary bills are in the thousands Crazy cat lady got Münchausen's Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats Catzilla's got a cough Sheba's depressed Snowflake's scratching, her skin is a mess Fluffy's having tremors And Snookums'got the pox The two having seizures are Slinky and Socks Seizures in the basement Vomit in the attic Diarrhea everywhere It's psychosomatic She knows what to feed em to make em look sick Dog food, tuna, liver, and milk There's a woman I know who lives in the city She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties Her verterinary bills are in the thousands Crazy cat lady got Münchausen's By proxy Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady Münchausen cat lady One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats There's a woman I know who lives in the city She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties But all of em are sick and she's always at the vet The cats got diseases that we don't know yet Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites
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