Scary Stories
MSHVRP
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Well, hello ladies Gather 'round Come have a sit I'll tell you 'bout the stories Of the Wuthless Wapist of the West Y'know MSHVRP So legend has it Matthew wants to take a fucking hatchet And then slash the baddest bitch here across her back till she collapses So, if I were her y'know, I wouldn't be asking As many questions anymore, because I'd wanna be packing all of my shit And I'd run away with half of my whits Load up my funds Grab a few guns, and Lather my tits 'cause When he comes to grab me and I gasp my final wish I might just have the chance to slide out of his grip Man, This Kid's A Fucking Psychopath Yeah, he's always spreading violent words inside his little mindless raps Tryna get inside your nerves He Wants To Get The Guys To Laugh He wants to get the final word, a rhyme to add But I know he'll find it Need I remind you he's a spineless bastard Asshole motherfucker with the plans to ignore Every single plead you have Oh, Please. He'll Only Leave When He's Bored With your keys in the door Have you ever seen him before This freak'll beat you with his meat until you bleed on the floor And then he'll preach he broke the cycle of his father, Michael That He Doesn't Hurt Women Hey, no they were just dancing That was Her dance recital But, She Got Excited About Everything Yeah, until he got high on Pseudoephed (Sudafed), Ketamine.. F*ck it, even Nyquil So, even if he tried to use a bunch of useless lies Excusing what he's done just by confusing you Then, who decides The ruthless time he serves That Juvenile! For doing crimes Profusely pushing boundaries of everybody around him When he's around 'em So, instead of getting louder like you're bound to When you've wound up at his house with other cows You do what cows do, okay Hunny, Get down. Move around Try to look proud about it Everybody's doin' it right now But, if they don't they might get counted out, and They'll fucking hope there was a power outage Then, they could route back to the crowd and shroud while Matthew's stouting Pouting 'bout it Until he's found 'em 'Cause he's so proud about the fact that he just trapped you without adding powder You fucking bitch ass Yo, why do I have to spit these sentences With tongue twisters Just for you to understand how uncut this is How upset he gets and Fucked this is Are you astounded yet? I AM But, when he drowns you in the middle of the river Just remember that I begged you not to doubt him 'Cause now he's picking flowers Just so he can show up at your house to shout shit While your landlords out, he'll stand around outside without the Confrontation, 'cause he's crazy bitch I aimed to tell ya So, save yourself Save your friends Tell your family he's coming Get Running Get Money Wield Something 'Cause when Everybody drops dead, I promise it'll fucking mean something 'Cause there's nothing I can do, and he's coming now No, there's nothing that I can fucking do And I'm sorry I'm so fucking sorry Oh My God, RUN
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