Don't Play By The Rules (feat. prod by Wyshmaster Beats)

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I'm not gay but if I was I would spray
My cum all over Kevin Hart cause he's the only celebrity shorter then me
Five foot four
Can barely reach the floor
Has to use his big dick to get Cheerios out of his top drawer
And I'm not making that up it's scientifically proven
When a black guy whips his dick out girls rush in like Vladimir Putin
And I'm rooting and tooting like a cowboy in the old days
Your moms a cow-boy what's with that look on your face
I think the kids rats cause I went and fucked his mom up the butt
Not cause I think she's attractive I did it to wind him up
She's a slut I'm in a rut I can't seem to find my penis
Coulda got bit off by a mutt god knows I'm libidinous
Never mind found it lasted about ten minutes
I get high off disabling breaks and going over speed limits
Was that lie I can't remember I'm just too fly for December
Wear a speedo out in the snow dick so cold can't tell my gender
Cause I don't really like to play by the rules
I'm not a martyr I inspire people by slaughtering fools
That's cool but I'll probably grow up a delinquent
I'll show up a funeral after a heavy night of drinking
Tell me what to do and ill rip your arm off
I saw your woman and my pee pee went soft
You see mine and you can't help but drool
But I don't really like playing by the rules
I love attention did I mention I was always in detention
Never a detention centre though
Cause I was always too fast for the po po
In slow mo beating up foes
Crashing party's someone else throws
She a 10 but she froze when she saw me without clothes
Whenever I leave the house she starts to get fomo
No homo but when I pass a mirror gotta stare at it for sure
Sometimes I look for so long my eyes start to get sore uh
Don't get with no regular beour uh
She dropped her panty's to the floor uh
Moaned so hard her voice box tore uh
Got that dinowhore to do da roar
Steal water from Africans need to stay hydrated
Steal burgers from Americans so they get frustrated
I've masturbated on a plane a train and a cycle path
Having all the granny's out for a workout thinking I'm a psychopath
Cause I don't really like to play by the rules
I'm not a martyr I inspire people by slaughtering fools
That's cool but I'll probably grow up a delinquent
I'll show up a funeral after a heavy night of drinking
Tell me what to do and ill rip your arm off
I saw your woman and my pee pee went soft
You see mine and you can't help but drool
But I don't really like playing by the rules
Got told by a monk that my soul needs nourishment
Caught my cousin tryna kill himself so I encouraged him
Took a shit in a confession box and didn't confess
Not stressed cause gods the best I'm sure he was impressed
I'm sure he lets out drool whenever I act the fool
Found a man with a bad back and used him as my foot stool
Took a blind guys eye out cause I knew he wouldn't notice
Although all the screaming he was doing was making me lose focus
I was always a happy child, came out of my mother hungover
Only pussies take part in their own christening sober
Speaking of church I can't wait till I finally find a wife
Not having to pay for a boxing bag would be very nice
Believe it or not I'm actually not a bad person
I normally help the grannies across the street before I go and trip em
Jesus the virgin Mary would be ashamed to be my mother
Cause you know the whole time I'd be trying to take that V card from her
Cause I don't really like to play by the rules
I'm not a martyr I inspire people by slaughtering fools
That's cool but I'll probably grow up a delinquent
I'll show up a funeral after a heavy night of drinking
Tell me what to do and ill rip your arm off
I saw your woman and my pee pee went soft
You see mine and you can't help but drool
But I don't really like playing by the rules

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