The Kubb Rap

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Lil Greyhound

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K to the U to the to the BB
Let me tell you 'bout the best game on the planet baby
Tossin' dowels so good it's got you hypnotized
I'm like a baseline kubb - bitches miss me all the time
K to the U to the to the BB
Man I'm feeling like the king cause nobody can touch me
Taking out your field kubbs one by one
And the kubbin' ain't over until we cannot see the sun

Got the dowel in my hand and your kubb in my sights
And if you're thinking Imma miss then you ain't fucking thinking right
I've been training and gaining and maintaining my kubbin' skills
Toss that shit so good like it's how I pay the bills
I'm not kubbing for the money I just do it for the thrills
Blowing out the competition like a damn windmill
If you miss the first field kubb toss it's aight
If you miss the second field kubb toss Imma whoop your fucking
Ass until it's redder than the face of my opponents
When I'm striking down their king and leave em
Weeping and creeping back to their mommas like a bitch
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Singing K to the U to the to the BB
Let me tell you 'bout the best game on the planet baby
Tossin' dowels so good it's got you hypnotized
I'm like a baseline kubb - bitches miss me all the time
K to the U to the to the BB
Man I'm feeling like the king cause nobody can touch me
Taking out your field kubbs one by one
And the kubbin' ain't over until we cannot see the sun

Roll up to the Walmart got a couple fat hundreds
Buying out their kubb sets - USG funded
Meet me at Benigna for a game or two
If we see you passing by we're recruitin' you
Unless you're with those assholes from tabletop club
In which case, GET THE F*CK OUT HERE

Starting up a tournament at Makuvek Field
And then we're hitting up the gym we got these muscles to build
Everybody knows that kubbin needs athletic ability
Even B-Ball Players wish they had our agility
Man, show some humility cause the Kubb Team has the throne
And the kubbin ain't over til the cows come home
And now we got them singing

Singing K to the U to the to the BB
Let me tell you 'bout the best game on the planet baby
Tossin' dowels so good it's got you hypnotized
I'm like a baseline kubb - bitches miss me all the time
K to the U to the to the BB
Man I'm feeling like the king cause nobody can touch me
Taking out your field kubbs one by one
'Cause the kubbin' ain't over until we cannot see the sun, bitch

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