Drunk Uncle

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The clock says two on a Tuesday
I guess to you it's a boozeday
But why are you calling me?
I helped you once, now it's expected
Twice a month, I'm being texted
I'm not at home relaxing
Why can't you call yourself a taxi?
Or you could walk or just get sober
It's two p.m. and you live three blocks over.

Drunk uncle, why are you calling me man?
Drunk uncle, where are your friends?
Drunk uncle, you know I'm not a narc so, don't make me call my dad.

You're waking up with puke socks
And you overplayed the jukebox
You've got a crush on the waitress
And you're spending a whole paycheck
You didn't invite me to the pub man
So tell me how this is my problem?

Drunk uncle, why are you calling me man?
Drunk uncle, where are your friends?
Drunk uncle, you know I'm not a narc so, don't make me call grandma

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