Nina the Vampire Slayer (feat. Taran Killam)
Nina West
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Once in the late 1800s Mercy Brown, it is commonly said When lost to the dreaded consumption Was shortly thereafter undead She haunted the house of her family Who fell gravely ill one by one When they unearthed the body of Mercy They found with no doubt what she'd [Done] Oh my God that's just like this one time on Buffy! They chased her to the graveyard and circled around This one vampire was hiding in the background He grabbed her neck and threw her in a grave You guys I was like freaking out I didn't think she'd get away She hit him in the chest and the vampire fell She got him with a stake and he went straight to hell She dusted all the other guys with just one blow It was so cool you guys I swear you gotta see that episode Nina! Please sit down! (Narrator) Then there was Vlad The Impaler In a time when real vampires reigned He silenced a great many mortals You'd be wise not to utter his [Name] Nina: Oh my God like when everyone on Buffy couldn't talk! These creepy ghoulie thingies from a fairytale They stole the voice of everyone in Sunnydale These straitjacket guys were hunting people down And then the baldy ghoulies took the hearts of folks all over town The people's silence gave the weirdos power The show was dead air for like a half an hour But that's when Buffy screamed and everything was fine Oh dude their heads exploded - best episode of all time Nina! These fabrications are senseless and groundless Gather round for the story of the Blood Countess Then there was the time when Sunnydale seemed fine But everyone was singing everything Sashaying down the street to an imaginary beat These poor actors never thought that they'd have to dance and sing And just like any good musical There was a demon in a zoot suit A child bride, some wooden guys And though it was utterly beautiful The gang thought Dawn had brought The demon on his wedding day He wanted to make her his bae But Xander was the one to blame He wasn't gay they all were saved Oh my God I loooooooooooove that whole season! Nina: I can't believe that brilliant show was ever cancelled Narrator: So awesome-palooza I can't even handle Nina: It shoulda got like max awardage every year Narrator: The hottest guys like Spike and Xander, Riley Finn and Warren Mears Narrator: Can I go back to 1998 Nina: And tune into the only show that I don't hate Narrator: I betcha Bram Stoker's turning in his grave Both: Compared to sucky Dracula Buffy Summers slaaaaaaays
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