Cheaters Never Win

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Floyd Doykins

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I don't cheat
I just beat my meat
I don't cheat
I just beat my meat
My wife fell asleep (She snoring)
Left me hangin like a nut sack
And I thought back
To probably the best idea that I've ever had
So quietly with my IPhone light I
Microwave some Vaseline till the temperatures just right
And carefully, I creep out the house to the trampoline
Bouncing in the yard with my dick on hard
Beating it until I cream
I don't cheat
I just beat my meat (Beat it)
I don't cheat
I just beat my meat
Scrolling and searching
My hand's hurting
From holding my phone
Other hand jerking
Volume down, I can't be loud
Cause I'd wake a damn person
And if she sees the things that are on my screen
She would probably up and leave
Or punish me
No fucking for 3 weeks
Imagining all the happenings
That could happen then
I can't even fathom them
I would take it flaccid then
Lather it in Eucerin
And smash it in
Every single hole I can find in the house
Blow my load in the cracks of the couch
Then spend my weekend cleaning
So I don't get found out
I don't cheat
I just beat my meat (Jerk it)
I don't cheat
I just beat my meat (Jerk it, jerk it)
I don't cheat
I just beat my meat
I don't cheat
I just beat my meat
Sometimes I gotta switch it up
When I can't nut from beating it
It's knuckles in my butt
I'm three fingers in with a grin
I give my hand a spin, deeper in
And with my other hand
Make another plan
Take a rubber band
Wrap it round my nutsack pull back from the other end
And I don't stop till I pop
I reach deep and I press my p spot (That's the prostate)
Man I don't give a squirt of piss if you heard this
and think of me different (He's disgusting)
Cause monogamy has gotta be the hardest thing probably
And I'm just trying to do this thing honestly
I don't cheat
I just beat my meat (Jerk it)
I don't cheat
I just beat my meat

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