Causing A Ruckus

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J Puck

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Guess its time for me to make my first impression
I'm the only rapper alive today that doesn't have depression
Won't hear about the ghetto or the streets in this tune
You'll hear about a boy toy who just wants to spoon
Watched so much wrestling thought I was gay for a while
Yano if I did suck dick I'd do it with style
Not just style, style and grace
Ill hit you in the face with this funky ass base
Then leave without a trace just in case
You miss me so bad every night you get shit faced
No need to drink anymore cause Jonah's back
The only white Jonah for the last time I'm not black
Leap in for an attack then break both my legs
Those yokes snap quicker then close pegs
My diet consists of eggs and keggs
Offer the end of your drink I'm the first to say begs
Now this looks like a job for me
So everyone line up if you wanna watch me pee
I'm praying to god that I pass this drug test
O shit I forgot snorting cocaine off your moms breast
Ill make you love all my yo mama jokes
I'm a crackhead bai pass me some yokes
Hurry up already stop being a slow poke
What colour I want my shrooms? I don't give a fook
I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm gonna cause a ruckus
I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your forget my name you'll remember before long
Its the Jonester motherfucker
Your dead if you get it wrong
I better not have the make a censored version of this song
Nothing clean comes out of my tongue
It took me a whole summer to learn how to make beats
Cause the only thing I was actually beating was my meat
In my room binging family strokes on repeat
Had it Bluetoothed onto a speaker so it wasn't discrete
I meet hoes, make em pregnant then fly to another country
Then use my charming moves to see the natives boobies
And just as she's giving me a strip tease
My abandoned children will barge in and break both my knees
Now go find all the answers bitch ill just change the question
Wake up in a dark room getting a C section
Cause doctor Jonyys in the house no time to digest it
There's no pointing or screaming or throwing a fit
Now can I fit my counterfeit into your urethra
Need to smuggle it man so if I cant I'm gonna beat ya
So you really had better get to widening that sumbitch
A porn star could take the whole thing without one flinch
I was watching a porno with black guys
Dicks were so long I couldn't believe my eyes
To take that up the ass you'd have to be quite the slut
I squirm whenever I have to stick toilet paper up my butt
I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm gonna cause a ruckus
I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm gonna cause a ruckus
I should change my gender then suck lots of dicks
Then talk about it in songs and get lots of clicks
Then say if I get a million streams I'll leak my own pics
It wouldn't be worth the cooking though that would make me sick
One eyed one horned flying purple people eater
One dick two balls chronic fucking masterbator
Called fridget by a midget locked him in my refrigerator
It's okay little guy don't worry ill be back later
How's that for a ruckus, no one can hear him scream
Got one of the seven dwarfs inside my ice cream
Now your listening f*ck this, time to go mainstream
No alarm can ever wake me up from this ruckus filled wet dream
I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm going to cause a ruckus
I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm going to cause a ruckus

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