Bunny Bunny

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Here I am in the bunny suit again
Just like I always will be and have always been
For I am that Eternal Bunny bunny
I got more toys and more money
Than even old Montana Max
That's not baloney in my slacks
And I will make no wrong-turned blunder
On the way to Cucamonga
Unlike that old Lapinian, Bugs
Forgot about old Babs and Buster
Only I can pass the muster
Why I'll make them into bunny Rugs
To sell at Saks

For I am that bunny, that great Eternal Bunny whose nose is moist
Come: genuflect upon my cuteness, like as if you had a choice
For I am that Eternal Bunny bunny who taught Hip-hop to hop
Do not call me Mr. Snuzzlekins or Professor Flippity-flippity-flippity-flippity-flop
Or I will lay the bunny smackdown on you with my riding crop

Be you serfs or be you kaisers
Be you paupers, be you misers
I will surely still assail you with my pointy pointy sharp incisors
And my fluffy bunny tail
Be you healthy or a leper
I will make you into hasenpfeffer
If you ever dare and step
To my Eternal Bunny rep

For I outlast the Energizer
Bunny with his drum
I am older, I am wiser
Beatrix Potter? I despise her
Peter Rabbit's rabid scum
And I'm as nasty as the come

For I've been down to Watership
Told El-Ahrairah to get a grip
I've outwitted Blackberry
And told Bigwig he's not scary
Gave the Efrafans the slip

For I am that Bunny, I am that Bunny, I am that Bunny
Red necks call me jackrabbit, jackrabbits call me bunny
One nibble on a carrot is sweeter than Winnie the Pooh's honey
I am that Bunny
I am that Bunny
I am that Bunny

I pray thee my critters
Watch out when you wander in the forest late at night
'Cause I am comin' atcha, and I'm quite a gruesome sight
I'm the baddest baby bunny boy on all the bunny block
And I'm coming up behind you asking "What up, Doc?"

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