Crazy 'bout My Bacon

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Chris Cassone is a musical artist and singer-songwriter. He is known for his soulful voice and eclectic style, drawing inspiration from various genres such as pop, rock, and R&B. With his powerful vocals and heartfelt lyrics, Chris Cassone captivates audiences with his performances. He has released several albums and his music reflects his passion and devotion to his craft. more »

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Crazy ‘Bout My Bacon

My momma was the first to really serve me some
So I got the taste very early on
And I remember that aroma in the morning when I first awaken
They say Mom and Apple Pie are all American
But on the 4th of July you’ll hear it sizzling
So wave the flag cause we all love our bacon

Doesn’t matter baby where you’re from, could be TeXas or NY or Washington
Or maybe you live down south not far from Macon
Slice it thick or slice it thin. Every little morsel it tastes like sin.
It’s our national food, I know I’m not mistaken
Crazy ‘bout my bacon

There’s a craze sweeping cross the land
They call it vegetarian
Cause the cow, the pig and the bird, they’re all forsaken
So one morning I was settling down, I was up near San Francisco town
Ordered me an omelet in a little diner outside of Berkeley
The waitress kinda smiled at me and said, “I got your order, Mister, one, two, three.
“Here’s your eggs and your two rashers made of turkey”
I said, “Ma’am, you must be mistaken…I ordered BACON!”

Breakfast, lunch or dinnertime, any way you serve it, it sure is fine
With me…I’ll take a BLT
Slice it thick or slice it thin. Every little morsel it tastes like sin.
One thing surely keeps my pigtail shaking
Crazy ‘bout my bacon

Now, I always follow the bouncing ball and realize my cholesterol
Shouldn’t get so high that my arteries all are flakin’
My doctor told me I must cut back
Cause I’m heading for a certain heart attack
You’ll need a transplant or a new bypass
I said, Doc, you can kiss my …



Breakfast, lunch or dinnertime, any way you serve it, it sure is fine
With me…I’ll take a BLT
Slice it thick or slice it thin. Every little morsel it tastes like sin.
One thing surely keeps my pigtail shaking
Crazy ‘bout my bacon

 There’s bacon in everything. Why everything even  TASTES like bacon these days.  Here’s the list:

Popcorn, maple syrup, candy canes, chocolate drops
Milkshake, salt and pepper, sundaes, and lollipops
Cupcakes, peanut brittle, jalapenos make you tear
And don’t forget to wash it all down with your bacon beer


Pasta Carbonera full of bacon and I swear-a
People back in England like it cooked a little rarer
Sirloin wrapped in bacon, Clams Casino and a Quiche Lorraine

Pigs in a Blanket, cobb salad, bacon soda
Baked potato, pork ‘n beans, they only have that one iota
Here’s something that will knock Grandma off her rocker
They even got Russian-made    bacon-flavored vodka

Breath mints, chocolate bars, gumballs, ice cream
Bacon burger,  Baconator,  Baconaisse, jelly beans
Never Ever follow all the rules to the letter
Everything you cook, a little bacon makes it better    

Breakfast, lunch or dinnertime, any way you serve it, it sure is fine
Crumble on my salad that’s the way it goes, sprinkle on my Cheerios
Slice it thick or slice it thin. Every little morsel it tastes like sin.
One thing surely keeps my pigtail shaking
Crazy ‘bout my bacon


“The Duct Tape of the Kitchen”  I’d be a vegetarian if bacon only grew on trees. Just step away from the bacon, and no one gets hurt

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