Texas Christmas

Noni Culotta

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Well I heard that you were movin'
To the sunshine state
Gone to slap a citrus on your Chevy license plate
Adding brand new waders to your Amazon wishlist
But don't forget the Lone Star State
And if you do begin to miss this
Have yourself a Texas Christmas
Cuz we know how to do the food
Have you ever seen a Texas Spread?
It can fill up a whole room
And you need three tables just to hold the bread
And all the neighbors bring their pies
And we go caroling on a hay ride
And you can tell all your friends they're welcome
Cuz it's all bigger in Texas
Including our thighs
So pass the Whiskey and pour the Tequila
Cuz we've got everyone together in the same place feelin' fine
Grab the guitar, you know what we're singing
It's just the same old song as every other year but we don't mind
And by next year we'll all miss this
Ain't nothin' like a Texas Christmas
And don't you worry bout the beer
Plenty of Lone Star and Shiner Cheer
Such an occasion deserves the fine plastic
The ribs are fantastic
And everybody's drinkin' to the New Year
And everyone's here
And everyone's late
And nothin' cures a hangover like Chicken Fried Steak
So pass the Whiskey and pour the Tequila
Cuz we've got everyone together in the same place feelin' fine
Grab the guitar you know what we're singing
It's just the same old song as every other year but we don't mind
And by next year we'll all miss this
Ain't nothin' like a Texas Christmas
On Dasher, On Dancer, and sorry bout Vixen
Big Daddy just bagged him and served him with fixin's
The stockings have spurs and the Turkey is fried
In flip-flops and cut-offs we sing Baby, It's Cold Outside
But we all know it's 85
So pass the Whiskey and pour the Tequila
Cuz we've got everyone together in the same place feelin' fine
Grab the guitar you know what we're singing
It's just the same old song as every other year but we don't mind
And by next year we'll all miss this
Pass the Whiskey and pour the Tequila
Cuz we've got everyone together in the same place feelin' fine
Grab the guitar you know what we're singing
It's just the same old song as every other year but we don't mind
And by next year we'll all miss this
Ain't nothin' like a Texas Christmas

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Written by: Elizabeth Culotta, Meagan Betts

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