Third Wife's a Charm

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Uncle Drank

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Well my best friend he told me
Said I'm repeating a pattern
I've had so many rings on this one finger
It's starting to look like Saturn

Well I'm gonna keep fishin'
until i'm kissing
the only girl for me
She's out there somewhere
Just gonna wait and see

Because wife number one was sweet
But soon I was a DIVORCEE
It was all I do's
and then I don'ts
just wasn't meant to be
Wife number two looked good on my arm
but then she took the whole farm
so it's time for another trip around the sun
WHEN WE'RE ALL DRANKED UP
WE'RE GOOD AT HAVIN FUN
She's a southern smoke show ringing my fire alarm
THIRD WIFE'S A Charm

Well my first wife was was a seven
Second wife was a ten
But my bank account is at a zero amount
I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
A blue jean baby
casts a good line
Cheers my beer
and drink all my wine
She cuts me a little slack
but then reels me right back in

Because wife number one was sweet
But soon I was a DIVORCEE
It was all I do's
and then I don'ts
just wasn't meant to be
Wife number two looked good on my arm
but then she took the whole farm
so it's time for another trip around the sun
WHEN WE'RE ALL DRANKED UP
WE'RE GOOD AT HAVIN FUN
She's a southern smoke show ringing my fire alarm
THIRD WIFE'S A Charm

Well I don't need another prenup
what I need is a pre-nopE
a country lady who's a little bit crazy 
and always ready to roll

Because wife number one was sweet
But soon I was a DIVORCEE
It was all I do's
and then I don'ts
just wasn't meant to be
Wife number two looked good on my arm
but then she took the whole farm
so it's time for another trip around the sun
WHEN WE'RE ALL DRANKED UP
WE'RE GOOD AT HAVIN FUN
If she was chili she'd be 5 alarm
THIRD WIFE'S A Charm!
Yeah She Is!
THIRD WIFE'S A Charm!
THIRD WIFE'S A Charm Y'all!
THIRD WIFE'S A Charm!

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