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Wolfgang Wild

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When I was 11 I had surgery on my penis
That's the realest
Urethra decreasing and causing a scene when I'm peeing
It was leakin
Yeah, that's the real thing bro
The hole started shrinking, but why
How could I know? I didn't know
Out of control I got pee on the flo
Drippin the piss, it was all on my toes
Oh, you think it's a joke
Think that I'm making a show of it
Bitch I'm just honest, My past, I be ownin it
Tellin my story bout Meatal Stenosis
It was my secret, but now I'm exposing it
Somewhere some hot dog has bits of my bone in it
Make it look larger by constantly mowin it
I swear to penis my dick had no hole in it
Lil boy peen no hole
G shit only 'leven years old
Don't trip boy Chaun still gold
Different drip boy golden flow
No piss
Every toilet bowl he missed
Chopped the top now he top of the list
Now he grown and he's flexin' his wrist
Now that penis acquaintin' yo bitch
The surgeons they findin the issue, they grabbin it
Soon with the scalpel they boutta be stabbin it
Goin down easy, no way, I was battlin
Strapped to the table, there's no goin back on it
Knocked me out with that laughing gas
But I ain't laughin, bitch
Tried takin' the oxygen mask off my face
They weren't havin it
I wanted to tell them to stop and wait
Before they operate
But I'm far too late
Then my eyes roll back and I start to faint
That's the part I hate
I'm out cold
Now I'm outta commission
Now they make the incisions
They up on my pecker, no pigeons
When I wake up I'll be livid
I'm not against circumcision
I'm not against any religions
But honestly some of you bitches
Need to work on your precision
You might switch up my disposition
Injured dick, with invincible spirit
It could fit in a Ripley's exhibit
I'll be losin' my queens like I'm Britain
Tell the population bout my operation
Tryna get a Grammy nomination
Educatin' generations bout the penis
I was feelin heat, but now I'm back like I'm a phoenix
Soon ima be fillin' up arenas
Once I was a little boy afraid of anesthesia
Now I'm spraying seed up on the ladies makin' them look like a Chia pet
Ima need a breath
I'm the fuckin reason that kleenex stands
As the leading brand of tissues and
No one tryna touch it so I use my hand
Wait pause
Sure I know my tip been flawed
It ain't my fault, it's just nature's cause and effect
I'll still be a boss in the bed
If she don't want dick, I can toss salad
Californian Bitch, that's Pacific Rim
Switch my dick with a prosthetic limb
Childhood my life was good
It didn't even matter
That my shit looked like a pencil
With a broken tip
I been prayin' hands up knees down
To the fuckin' surgeon that made sure
His fuckin hand didn't slip
From that day forward
I knew that I was honored
To be blessed with sick flows
That get the panties lowered
And I stand ten toes on any block
And know I can't be touched by nobody
With no mortal man boner
Bitten off cheeto with the gruesome flow
All the coolest hoes from all across the globe
Say it look like Dan Devito underneath the clothes
A reminder to my opps that imma beat the foes
If I had a dollar
For all the blatant hollers
That I got all up on tinder
From all the father's daughters
I would buy ten 'raris and maybe even cover
All the bills that I got from the hospital, bitch
Lil boy peen no hole
G shit only 'leven years old
Don't trip boy Chaun still gold
Different drip boy golden flow
No piss
Every toilet bowl he missed
Chopped the top now he top of the list
Now he grown and he's flexin' his wrist
Now that penis acquaintin' yo bitch

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