Santa is a HonkyTonk Man

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Elliott Booe

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I met him in Mount Juliet at a holiday inn
He had a slight northern accent and a big ole outlaw grin
I said stranger, you ain't no stranger so tell me what brings you here
He said "my names Kris Kringle and I love to mingle in the honkytonks once a year"

Santa is a honkytonk man
Santa is a honkytonk man
He wears jeans in his dreams, plays fiddle in the band
I quit believin' long ago, now I'm his biggest fan
Changed my mind when I realized
Santa is a honkytonk man

I could tell by the green shirt and big white beard that he was tellin' the truth
He flew south to get away from those elvish attitudes
I said Kris, if I could call ya Kris, I know you know your way around this town
But if you don't mind I'd be much obliged to help you burn it down

Well we pulled up to Music City, and the parking lot was full
Santa pulled out a brown bag bottle said "Boy you want a pull"
I was half lit fore' I walked in, that's where the story begins
Now I've made a list and done checked it twice, can't remember how it ends

Santa is a honkytonk man
Santa is a honkytonk man
He wears jeans in his dreams, plays fiddle in the band
I quit believin' long ago, now I'm his biggest fan
Changed my mind when I realized
Santa is a honkytonk man

I remember the sound of a steel guitar, line dancin' and neon lights
I'm pretty sure that ole Saint Nick got in more than one bar fight
I can guarantee between him and me, we drank way too much beer
I can still hear him holler "gotta live it up it only happens once a year"

Santa is a honkytonk man
Santa is a honkytonk man
He wears jeans in his dreams, plays fiddle in the band
We shut that ole beer joint down and left to a joyous applause
But it hit the fan when my merry man Butt dialed Mrs. Claus

Santa is a honkytonk man
Santa is a honkytonk man
He wears jeans in his dreams, plays fiddle in the band
I quit believin' long ago, now I'm his biggest fan
Changed my mind when I realized
Santa is a honkytonk man
Changed my mind when I realized
Santa is a honkytonk man
Changed my mind when I realized
Santa is a honkytonk man

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