Twelve Days of Christmas
Doug McKenzie, Bob McKenzie
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Okay, good day, this is our Christmas part of the album And you can play this at your Christmas parties, uh Or to yourself on Christmas Eve, if there's nothing else to do Good day, eh? (Yeah) In case you thought, like, I wasn't on this part Oh, I guarantee ya, you'd be on Okay, so, good day, this is the Christmas part And we're gonna tell you what to get, uh, your true love for Christmas Look out the window Where? What are you doing? Snow, hosehead Wha? Oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowing 'Cause it's Christmas time Hey, hoser What? Here's a quiz, quiz for Doug Okay, I have my thinking toque on Yeah, right What are the twelve days of Christmas? 'Cause, figure it out, right Christmas is when? (Um) Uh, the 25th Right, and what's the 24th, Christmas Eve, right? So, that's two and then, what's after that? (That's two) Um uh, Wrestling Day (Boxing day) No, get out (Boxing Day, yeah, yeah) That's three (I knew) Then what's after that? Nothing New Year's Four and what's New Year's Eve Five, where do you get twelve? (Okay) Uh there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four That's nine and three other days, which I believe are the mystery days Okay now This is our Christmas song In case you don't know what to get somebody for Christmas There's lots of ideas in here, so, listen, and don't get stuck Okay By the way, that's me on the organ Aw, Jeez You start Okay On the first day of Christmas My true love gave to me, a beer On the second day of Christmas My true love gave to me Two turtlenecks and a beer (okay, good) On the third day of Christmas My true love gave to me Three French toast Two turtlenecks And a beer (okay) That should be more there, eh? Where? On, go Fourth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Four pounds of back bacon Three French toast Two turtlenecks And a beer In a tree, see you need more (oh, yeah) The fifth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Five golden toques Four pounds of back bacon Three French toast Two turtlenecks And a beer, what was it? In a tree Okay, on the sixth, go Christmas, my true love gave to me Six packs of two four Five golden touques (beauty) Four pounds of back bacon Three French toast Two turtlenecks And a beer in a tree Okay (kay) On the seventh day of Christmas My true love gave to me Seven packs of smokes (Nice gift) oh, six packs of two four Five golden touques Four pounds of backbacon Three French toast Two turtlenecks And a beer in a tree Right, I keep forgetting Phew! This should just be the two days of Christmas It's too hard for us Um Go, hoser Oh On the eighth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Eight comic books Seven packs of smokes Six packs of two four Five (five golden toques) (Four pounds of back bacon) (Three French toast) (Two turtlenecks) And a beer on my tree Yeah, That beer's empty Okay, day (twelve), uh, twelve Good day, and welcome to day twelve Five golden toques Four pounds of back bacon Three French toast Two turtlenecks And a beer, in a tree Beauty, eh? Where'd you learn to do that? Uh, albums Boy, so, like, that's our song, merry Christmas Merry Christmas And good day Good day, everybody Hap-happy New Year, too Okay, you know what you left out? What? Donuts I told you to get me donuts (oh no) Either on the ninth day or the tenth day Or the eleventh day, I wanted donuts (okay, the song's over) But I want (merry Christmas, everybody) Or on the twelfth day, you coulda got me a dozen donuts So, go out to the stores, and get some presents You coulda gone down to, like, the good donut shop Where if you buy a dozen, you get another one free And then, been thirteen for the thirteen days of Christmas Well, next Christmas, get me a chainsaw Take off Boy, that song was a beauty, it, it moved me Yeah, I think it ranks up there with Stairway to Heaven What?
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