Cashmas Special

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Das Cash

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Yo, Das Cash on the beat
I'm rappin' about La Croix, it's my favorite beverage
It's really good
I like to drink it in the street
I am Das Cash on the beat
I am Das Cash in the heat, yo
I'm drinkin' this La Croix to cool down, 'cause I'm drinkin'
I'm drinkin' La Croix
It's a nice cool beverage on an afternoon
'Cause I'm Das Cash, in the afternoon
Yo, I just rhymed "afternoon" with "afternoon"
'Cause I'm Das Cash and you're doomed
My name is Das Cash, I'm epic, I'm rapping, I'm the rapper on the track
And you know that your fate is imminent
Because I just rhymed "track" with "imminent"
And I just rhymed "imminent" with "imminent"
And I just rhymed "imminent with imminent" with "imminent with imminent"
Das Cash, Das Cash Das Cash Das Cash
Das Cash, Das Cash on this track
It's about to go off 'cause I'm Das Cash on this track
It's crazy and I'm crazy 'cause I'm Das Cash with that track
I'm the cash on the track and I'm the track in the cash
Don't you know you were track on the cash when the cash was a track?
Yeah
I didn't think so, 'cause I've always been Das Cash
And I am never Das Cash, 'cause I'm Das Cash and I'm epic
I'm... so epic, 'cause I am Das Cash
Das Cash on the track like you expected
You're about to hear Yung Cas
He's my favorite rapper to produce stuff with
He's a really cool guy, he's just like me
Now let's hear him now
He's totally not just me
Yo, yo, yo, I'm gonna get my La Croix from the garage, bro
I gotta get the La Croix
La Croix rap, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah
La Croix rap, yeah
La Croix rap, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
La Croix rap, yeah, jadkajdjfiakm
La Croix rap, this is the La Croix rap
This is a La Croix rap, this is a La Croix rap
Don't you know that lalalalala
I've got my La Croix in the tangerine La Croix
A babababa, *slurp*
Got the La Croix in the La Croix rap
Dadada hmm-de-hm
Uh, drinkin' the La Croix in the La Croix rap
This is herp herp herp herp
Just got down to the store and bought some
La Croix at the La Croix store
Don't you know? Tangerine
No calories, no sweeteners
No sodium, yo yo yo yo
Every day I got more La Croix, La Croix, boy
You know I say I'm gonna go down and I'm gonna get another cup of La Croix, boy
I'm gonna rap the- the La Croix rap
This is my La Croix rap, La Croix rap, La Croix rap
*Car crash*
Hahahaha
Ha-hahahahahaha
Ha-hahahaha
Ha-hahahaha
You didn't expect this, it's a new track in town!
I'm Das Cash, on this track, and I'm A Creepy Clown
You didn't expect this, I'm a creepy scary clown
I'm going to eat you, in your sleep!
Hahaha
Haha-haha-ha
This is the spooky Halloween track!
Hahaha
Haha-haha-ha
Das Cash was hiding this behind his back!
Hahaha
Haha-haha-ha
You didn't expect this bonus track!
Hahaha
Haha-haha-ha
I'm A Creepy Clown
Yo, Das Cash and I rap fast
On the track and I'm crazy with that
And I'm crazy with the attack
And I'm crazy with the lack of a hatred
'Cause everyone loves me
'Cause I'm Das Cash, in this trown, in the tree, yeah
I'm drownin', I'm drownin', but I'm swimmin', stay afloat
'Cause I'm Das Cash and I'm on the boat
'Cause I can drive a boat but I can't fly a car
'Cause cars don't fly, dumbass, you're stupid, goodbye
Ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha
I'm A Creepy Clown and I'm singing with Das Cash
Ha-ha
Haha-haha-ha
You didn't expect this bonus track
Yo, I'm Das Cash on the track
I realize there's a creepy clown hidden in my rack
I'm going to kill him, with a knife
But, shhh! Don't tell him, or I'll have to think twice
Hahaha
Haha-haha-ha
I'm going to get Das Cash before he looks away!
He's going to look away, I will get him!
Hahahaha
Das Cash on this track
I'm running, I'm going to get him
I'm throwing my knife at the clown and I got him
Now he's dead
Yeah, yeah, he's dead
'Cause it's not Halloween
In fact, it's Christmas
This is family business
I mean, I mean- I mean-
Merry Christmas, I'm Das Cash on this track
And I'm rappin' real fast
Yeah, I hope you have a good day
A good Christmas holiday
'Cause I'm Das Cash, in your way
Didn't mean to be in your way
Tryna get home on Christmas Eve, yo
It is hectic, stuck in traffic
Finally learned to drive, yo it's crazy
Yeah, yeah, it's crazy
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat in traffic
Yeah, that's how I learned to drive
'Cause I drive my boat in traffic
'Cause I invented wheels for the boat, yeah
But basically, I just want you to have a happy, merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
And if you celebrate Hanukkah, then happy Hanukkah
'Cause I'm Das Cash
I like to hang the tree with things
Like candy canes
'Cause I'm Das Cash
This is such a wholesome Das Cash track
I got lots of money on my racks, yo
But that's okay if you don't
'Cause I hope you will get some this year 'cause it's Christmas time
It's time for you to be happy!
It's time for you to put a smile on your face
This song will be played on the radio
Yo, yo, I'm Das Cash
I'm... happy
'Cause this Christmas, I'm getting paid lots of money
'Cause I'm famous, and you're not
Yeah
Das Cash on this track
I hope you enjoyed this rap
But, syke, it's not over! April Fools'!
Yo, it's Christmas
I'm singin', singin', very best wishes
I hope you have a happy Christmas and a happy New Year
And a merry Christmas and a merry Hanukkah, too
If your birthday falls in December
Well, who would that be? But merry Christmas to you
I mean, happy Birthday to you
'Cause I'm Das Cash from the Das Cash crew
Merry Christmas to all Das Cash listeners!

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