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Lo-Fang

Matthew Jordan Hemerlein (born October 20, 1983), better known by the stage name Lo-Fang, is a singer-songwriter and classically trained musician. His stage name came to him while he was driving through Sedona, Arizona on his way to Los Angeles. He chose it mainly because of the symmetry of the letters and his attempt to balance the feminine and masculine elements in his music. As he sees it: " 'Lo' relates 'soft and soothing' and the strings and kind of the way I sing, and the 'Fang' element is more like the harsh, electronic sounds and the bass."His debut album Blue Film was released on February 25, 2014, by 4AD. more »

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Is your pony close to you right now ?

Perhaps your pony is just next door
Not more then a simple text message away.

Maybe it's that special time
That you can bring your pony out
Take him around the yard
Walk your pony around a little bit
Ponys are naturally very naughty
They naturally want to run free
But not every pony get's to run free

In fact most pony's need leashes
Leashes on their goddamn faces
Cause if they get out and do run free
Pony's are very likely
To return to their original human form

You see if a pony is able to eat precisely
One third of their body weight in raw carob
Followed by three green apples
During the first half of the diurnal century
They will immediately return to their original human form
And we can't have that.

It's a lesser known fact
That every pony was once a human being

This fact regarding the reincarnation of ponies
As punishment for their naughty past life behavior
Is widely accepted within the global equine occult community

So if you're still listening and I'm sure you are
Please donate to The Pony Reincarnation Foundation
We work with pony's doing past life regression therapy
So they won't have to continue to come back as pony's
Over and over and over again

You can donate simply by listening
And sharing this next hit single
"Pony Lonely"
Recorded by Rocco and the Love Apples
In a past pony life

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