Crocodile Roll
John Williamson
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Havin' a barbie by the river With no one else around A tropical honeymoon Knocking a Four X down She was standing in the water Eating a pumpkin scone When crunch! she was gone They were doing the crocodile roll The woman and the reptile Doing the crocodile roll In the middle of the river Down came her husband With a gun and a carving knife To slaughter every crocodile For taking his darling wife You can't go round eating Queens landers You overgrown goannas I'll turn you all into shoes Crunch! It was in the news They were doin the crocodile roll The husband and the reptile Doin the crocodile roll In the middle of the river Down came his bloodhound With mangy curly hair Picked up the scent Away he went Bum in the air Then the dog got carried away And ran out on a log When church! no more dog They were doing the crocodile roll The canine and the reptile Doing the crocodile roll In the middle of the river Down came a wild pig Rooting all about The little swine Drank the wine And really pigged it out Then the crocodile chased him round And the little pig said "up yours!" Crunch! into another crocs jaws They were doing the crocodile roll The porker and the reptile Doing the crocodile roll In the middle of the river There's no moral to the story Just a brand new dance Grab your partner by the neck And swing your crocodile pants Dip your toe in the water Are you ready for romance? Swirl your tail around the floor C'mon take a chance Now your doing the crocodile roll Stirring up the mud Doing the crocodile roll In the middle of the river They were doing the crocodile roll Stirring up the mud crabs Doing the crocodile roll In the middle of the river Crunch!
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Written by: John Robert Williamson, Ray Dennett
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