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Simon Joyner

Simon Joyner (born 1971) is a singer-songwriter from Omaha, Nebraska, United States. Considered by some[citation needed] to be the forefather of the burgeoning Omaha music scene[citation needed], he has profoundly influenced the music of Bright Eyes. Joyner also collaborated with John Darnielle, of The Mountain Goats, and Beck listed Joyner in his top 10 albums when asked by Rolling Stone. He is also famous for the so called "Peel Incident," when famous British DJ John Peel played his album The Cowardly Traveller Pays His Toll from beginning to end on air. Joyner is named after Paul Simon. more »

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Pseudonym Song

She crosses her legs skinny Indian-style
and flashes with eyelashes a passive aggressive smile
Pass the pot of coffee, you can hold the cream
All the clutter in my life is making me mean

Two claustrophobic peas in a pod
Two symbiotic fumbling crumbling dirt clods
Two polar opposites trying to attract
Two ulcered misfits unable to attack, never attacking
because they’re lacking the necessary backing

Me and Sue and Sue and me
squinting at each other through our coffee steam
Me and Sue and Sue and me
Pass the pot and hold the cream

She’s cynical, paranoid and lazy
another gross product of the airborne eighties
Spitting out grounds and visceral bowel sounds
she says a,e,i,o, you know i’m crazy
I’m crazy as hell and love makes me intolerant, as well

My eyes are tied to the combustible conversation not taking place
because we’re tippy toe tightrope walking 
through time and space, space and time
mind over matter and matter undermined

Me and Sue and Sue and me
Pass the pot and hold the cream
Hold that thought and let go of me

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