Ringtone [Video]
Weird Al Yankovic
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Once, not very long ago I was respected, I was popular But now I hang my head in shame My life is filled with such regrets A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the same Ringtone Why did I buy this stupid ringtone I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?) My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call Well, everybody (everybody) Everybody (everybody) Everybody in the world really hates my Ringtone When my phone goes off at work I look like the biggest jerk Total strangers want to slap me around When it's ringin' on the terrace My neighbors get embarrassed They're beggin' me to move out of town Well, it made my wife so sick She smashed my iPhone with a brick But I had it fixed and now it's just fine It's a pain, I sure don't need it And I probably should delete it But for me that would be crossin' the line 'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety-nine Hey, I paid good money for this Ringtone Why did I buy this stupid ringtone? I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (Really, what was I thinking?) My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call Well, everybody (everybody) Everybody (everybody) Everybody in the world really hates my Ringtone Ringtone, ringtone Aah aah Ooh ooh oh oh oh Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone) Muslim women in burqas (really hate my ringtone) Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone) Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone) All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers) All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers) Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea Every single person everywhere unanimously Everybody (everybody) Everybody (everybody) Everybody in the whole wide world Really hates my ringtone Ringtone, ringtone Ringtone, ringtone
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Written by: TERIUS NASH, ROBERT KELLY, JAMAL JONES, WILL HODGE, Canton Dorrelle Jones
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