Better Stories
Craig Morgan
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If you never hit a cow at 3 a.m. In a borrowed Oldsmobile Played cards all night in the county jail With the one arm man name Phil If you never counted ball off the fifth floor rail And do a bull at the Holiday Inn 'Cause it was Panama City, you were drunk and she was pretty The paramedics gave you a prefect ten And when we're old and rocking on the porch Re-living all our glory You might have a few less scars But I'll have better stories If you never been bitten by a snake in a church While you sang "Amazing Grace" If you never had to bribe a border guard To overlook that one suitcase If you never hustle pool in a biker bar And had an eight ball break your nose Then hit the first Harley with the front of your truck Just to watch them all fall like dominoes When we're old and rocking on the porch Re-living all our glory You might have a few less scars But I'll have better stories If you never been banned from a Taco Bell If you didn't fry your nest's egg If you never had a doctor say "what the hell?" As a little mad nurse climbed out of your bed When we're old and rocking on the porch Re-living all our glory You might have a few less scars But I'll have better stories You might have both brain cells left But I'll have better stories I don't even know where half these scars came from Somebody remembers though I can't, do you? I know this one right here was from that jump across that car On that bicycle, you dared me, I did it Girls do love scars
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Written by: MONTY CRISWELL, LARRY MICHAEL WHITE, LEE MILLER
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